"I got the hyphenated-American vote locked up, for God's sake. Kerry's a nothing.
My grandfather, Senor Shaquille O’Liebermanelli Fu Ching changed his name. I claim Irish,
Latino, Black, Mediterranean, and Oriental voting blocs...er, I mean, roots."
" A donation to my campaign gets you a ticket to my Hyphenated-American Pander Dinner.
Help yourself to corned beef burrito, pastrami Egg Fu Yung, grits in Marnara sauce, vintage
Manishevitz, oregano bagels stuffed with teriyaki-glazed ham, chitlins and chili peppers."