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Memorandum from Dennis Miller to anti-war protesters - BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO.
The World Tribune ^
| 22 March, 2003
Posted on 03/22/2003 11:35:36 PM PST by Happy2BMe
Memorandum from Dennis Miller to anti-war protesters |
SPECIAL TO WORLD TRIBUNE.COMSunday, March 22, 2003
ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS GOT MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY READING OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION FROM SOME OF YOU.
I'D LIKE TO APPLY THIS SIMPLE THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS.
HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE:
1) BETWEEN PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY.
2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP THIS IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE!
3) IF YOU USE GOOGLE SEARCH AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES", YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?"
4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.
5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US.
6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE JUST PLAYS ONE ON T.V.
7) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO.
8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE!
9) WE ARE TRYING TO LIBERATE THE IRAQI PEOPLE.
10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT, OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antiwar; dennismiller; humor
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To: Paradox
Hah! What do you know, just announced, that guy is going to hold a press conference any minute now :)
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posted on
03/23/2003 12:20:13 AM PST
by
Paradox
To: Paradox
Well he's back and givin' us the straight skinny. I hope the Chinese reporters get to ask questions.
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posted on
03/23/2003 12:26:10 AM PST
by
bucephalus
(Saddam Hussein Sleeps With the Camels - Whose Next?)
To: Happy2BMe
As previously predicted, Dennis Miller is the real thing.
Need more proof?
He deserves our respect and support without reservation.
To: Warhead W-88
ALL YOUR CAPS LOCK KEYS ARE BELONG TO US.
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posted on
03/23/2003 12:42:27 AM PST
by
Wilhelm Tell
(Lurking since 1997!)
To: The Lake City Gar
HeHe..!
To: Mustang
Miller time bump!
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posted on
03/23/2003 2:08:09 AM PST
by
fightinJAG
("Do not play poker with George W. Bush.")
To: Happy2BMe
Miller on MSNBC with Walter Mondale (so sorry about the typo I meant Phil Donahue) a couple of weeks ago was classic television. It was a snapshot of us vs. them. The battle is the battle for men's minds, and Miller showed it's hard to do battle with the mindless. When they default their minds to people like Bill Clinton or Saddam Hussein, we are left with battling...all enemies domestic and foreign.
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posted on
03/23/2003 2:31:33 AM PST
by
PGalt
To: bucephalus
"So you're an Oppressor of Education? Now I know who to blame. "
Yep, I'm the guy. Seriously, I fight a non-stop battle against the idiocy of the public schools.
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posted on
03/23/2003 3:48:05 PM PST
by
zook
To: Happy2BMe
I can't forget the time Dennis Miller had Jocelyn Elders on
his show and bragged on her and praised her and made fun of
those who said she was stupid (which she is).
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posted on
03/23/2003 3:53:48 PM PST
by
Renatus
To: Happy2BMe
This is a hoax. The guy who wrote this lives in Wichita Falls, Texas. He was on Mark Davis' show on WBAP-820 in Dallas-Ft. Worth last week.
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posted on
03/23/2003 3:55:48 PM PST
by
sinkspur
To: Dimensio
As I read that, I thought it was a little cheesy for Miller, and started to opine what Mark Steyn could do with the same material. Aha! The IHT got sucked in. Good. You'd think they would have checked with Miller before using stuff that they thought was his, woodencha?
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posted on
03/23/2003 4:06:24 PM PST
by
gcruse
(Democrats are the party of the Tooth Fairy.)
To: Happy2BMe
5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US.The author should add - "And if they DID seek UN approval, they would get it."
To: Renatus
"I can't forget the time Dennis Miller had Jocelyn Elders on his show and bragged on her and praised her and made fun of those who said she was stupid (which she is)." Heheh . . I met Jocelyn Elders at an airport once. She is even less impressive in person as she is on television.
A true Clinton zombie.
As for the guy who wrote this (yeah- we know it was not Dennis), he done good.
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posted on
03/23/2003 4:38:57 PM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(HOLLYWOOD:Ask not what U can do for your country, ask what U can do for Iraq!)
To: Happy2BMe
Bin baby aint to fond of atheists, faggots, or other non fundamentalist muslims either..
Bin laden did say though that although..Saddam is an apostate muslim...and has killed many other muslims..that is really not relevant as today he is killing the enemies of Islam and for that reason alone all muslims must support him...
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