Fox News shows Missle towed through Bagdad...

Fox News | 03/22/03

[bert]

Fox news just showed footage of a truck with what was clearly a missle being transported in Baghdad. Many had e mailed them to show the footage to confirm it was a missle.

Sharp eyed Fox viewers are apparently superior to Blix and his inspectors at finding forbidden missles

[goldstategop]

Poor Blix. FOX NEWS is better at finding WMDs than the UN. Bwahahahaha

[Thane_Banquo]

They said it was surface-to-air, so I'm not sure if it was actually forbidden.

[dep]

you do know, don't you, that this was the result of a sharp-eyed freeper!

look here.

dep

[IronJack]

Fox viewers are apparently superior to Blix and his inspectors at finding forbidden missles

A barnacle is better at finding missiles than Hans Blix.

[laz17]

I'm not sure if it was actually forbidden

Forbidden or not, I wonder if it will be used.

[Thane_Banquo]

I wonder if we dropped some steel on it shortly after we saw it on TV.

[dep]

nope.

dep

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

You do know that Fox said they had received thousands of emails regarding the missle.

[dep]

you do know that there are thousands of freepers?

dep

[Saundra Duffy]

Am I a sexist? These silly women trying to cover the war are starting to get on my nerves - including the FOX News chicks. Well, am I a sexist, or what?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

You may have wondered what line of work Mr. McGoo got into after his cartoon career tanked...

[Grampa Dave]

You are as bad as my wife, who is a blonde.

She laughed at the somewhat chubby and bubbly blonde on FNC the other night bragging about her intel contacts. My wife's comment was "Blonde, those aren't real intel contacts. The guys and gals who know don't talk. You are being used by a Psycho Ops experts!"

My wife tells some really brutal blonde jokes. The other blondes (male and female) just stand around with their mouths open when she does this.

So you are not being a sexist.

[EllaMinnow]

Here's my daughter's favorite:

"A blonde walked into a bar...'OUCH!'"

[Grampa Dave]

Is your daughter a blonde?

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Yes, but somehow I think even non freepers are able to notice a missle being towed on a truck through Baghdad.

[WKB]

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat.
In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.
When the man satdown and began observing the tools he noticed there were threeitems on a stand next to the exam table.
A tube of K-Y jelly;A rubber glove; and A beer.
When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused.
This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT

[Grampa Dave]

A year ago my wife took a rather nasty fall due to a bad sidewalk and really banged herself up. The good news that at age 62 she didn't break any bones that got whacked when she bounced off the sidewalk.

Now, she refers to it as: The Blonde bone density test for Blonde HMO patients. She passed as she broke no bones! So her current ERT is working.

You should see the other women when she says this, particuliarly the blondes.

One of her best friends is a brunette. My wife tells people that blondes keep brunettes around to make the blondes look smart!

Is your daughter a blonde?

[w1andsodidwe]

Well, am I a sexist, or what?

No you are not. As a woman myself, I know inane. Greta on FOX has always upset my nerves. Something about her voice and the inane nature of her questions.

[EllaMinnow]

She used to be blonder! I still call her blonde, but she says that her hair is just very light brown.