To: HiTech RedNeck
Yeah, I know. Reason number 5,862 to be a dog person.
30 posted on
03/20/2003 3:33:05 AM PST by
Mr. Silverback
(A proud member of the American Street)
To: Mr. Silverback
It's a fundamental misunderstanding of cat nature. They want you to stop and dote on them. "Oh kitty! How sweet you are!" Even if you're rushing to catch the telephone. It dates back to the time when the Egyptians treated them as gods. They must still remember.
Dogs on the other hand... "yeah, yeah, master! whadda ya want? yeah, yeah!"
Cats, at least, are not servile.
34 posted on
03/20/2003 4:19:58 AM PST by
HiTech RedNeck
(O Columbia... Thy banners make tyranny tremble... when borne by the red, white and blue)
To: Mr. Silverback
Sorry, I must respectfully disagree. I have a dog named Cody B. Underfoot... for obvious reasons.
To: Mr. Silverback
Cats are the epitome of perfect, and must be worshipped for the near god-like creatures they are. Foolish human.
Serve us or perish from a brokwn neck.
(I was forced by my 24 pound cat to type this! SAVE ME!)
63 posted on
03/20/2003 9:20:55 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: Mr. Silverback; Library Lady; ravingnutter; HiTech RedNeck
I'm nicknaming my Rottie "Shock" and the cat "Awe".
Pets are patriotic too!
73 posted on
03/20/2003 4:20:43 PM PST by
ffusco
("Essiri sempri la santu fora la chiesa.")
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