LOL...we named our Shepherd/Sharpei mix Clod Hopper because he was so small when we got him that he was tripping over the top soil we had put down on the front yard. We have now officially nicknamed him Roadblock...he now weighs in at 95 lbs. (the vet says he is not overweight, he's just "stocky"). His behind is so wide that you can't get around him in the hallway and he is always stopping to see if you are still behind him. Drives me crazy...