DFU SONG: Blame It on the Bossa Nova (Ditzy Chicks blame the FReepers!)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Caveat: this has been composed without the benefit of the MIDI because my %$#^&%$ sound crashed. I hope it tracks okay.

(note: if the below hot link gets killed, you can cut and paste http://www.midihaven.addr.com/midi/debackley2.html)

MIDI - BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA

They were on the stage…ready to peform
When the porky one…went out of the norm

She stepped in it big…it is evident
She was ashamed of our great president

Now they blame the evil FReepers…it is all their fault
Now they blame the evil FReepers…they're under assault

No one made her utter those now famous words
In their punchbowl are now some floating turds
So they blame the evil FReepers…the Ditzy Chicks

They are in a bind…and they want to whine
Let the world see…that they are living…in fantasy

They apologize…but it's just too late
FReepers everywhere…have just sealed their fate

As they're exiting…watch out for that door
Don't diss our president in time of war

Now they blame the evil FReepers…it is all their fault
Now they blame the evil FReepers…they're under assault

No one made her utter those now famous words
In their punchbowl are now some floating turds
So they blame the evil FReepers…the Ditzy Chicks

They are in a bind…and they want to whine
Let the world see…that they are living…in fantasy

Country fans all love…singing patriots
Ditzy Chicks have cried…it all turns to **it
Stations say "No, no…you will not get played"
What's worse, the sluts find they cannot get laid

Now they blame the evil FReepers…it is all their fault
Now they blame the evil FReepers…they're under assault

No one made her utter those now famous words
In their punchbowl are now some floating turds
So they blame the evil FReepers…the Ditzy Chicks

They are in a bind…and they want to whine
Let the world see…that they are living…in fantasy

[alisasny]

I don't know if you watch American Idol but I am addicted and its a good news diversion for me. I need that break for a few hours a week.

Last night a country girl named Carmen sang. She is OK and has a good country twang. When they got to the judge Simon Cowell he said, " I think you should replace that girl in the Dixie Chicks." I loved and the audience applauded. Intersting also because Simon is a Brit.

[JeeperFreeper]

If the fat and stupid "Ditzy Twit" is feeling heat cuz of FReepers...why, that makes me feel proud to be a FReeper.

[Prince Charles]

Hehehe... I think even Eydie Gorme would like this version. ;-)

[dixierose]

I saw that, too. But, in all honesty, Carmen isn't that good IMHO.

[alisasny]

None of the ladies in this show inspire me. The men are just so much better and with greater vocal range.

[doug from upland]

Mrs. DFU watches the show. I wandered away from the computer to her quilting room and she told me what happened. That was great.