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***CAPTION THIS*** Bush & Daschle
3/18/03
| laz17
Posted on 03/18/2003 12:39:37 AM PST by laz17
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: daschle; dashole; fool; idiot; midget; moron; pipsqueak; runt; shrimp; traitor
Bush: I have just signed legislation banning whiney little pipsqueaks from serving in Congress.
Daschle: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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posted on
03/18/2003 12:39:37 AM PST
by
laz17
To: laz17
Bush: "Lil' Tommy, I'll tell that Secret Service agent to let go of your tiny nads just as soon as you stop filibustering my judicial nominees."
Daschle: (high pitched voice) "Nev--OWW... Never!"
To: laz17
"I see the only thing that IS big on you is your PIE HOLE, Lil Tommy"
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posted on
03/18/2003 12:46:59 AM PST
by
blondee123
(WAR: Saddams choice, not ours!)
To: laz17
My, Tommy, what a big mouth you have for such a little man....
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posted on
03/18/2003 12:47:03 AM PST
by
CheneyChick
(Lock & Load)
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: laz17
The LEADER and the FOOL.
To: laz17
Bush thinking: The joke wasn't THAT funny.....I want to ram my fist down his throat until I reach his lungs & pull them out.
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posted on
03/18/2003 1:04:14 AM PST
by
Teetop
(democrats....... socialist.........whats the difference?)
To: laz17
That position worked with CLinton won't work here Mr.
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posted on
03/18/2003 1:05:33 AM PST
by
oceanperch
(Support Our Troops)
To: laz17
During a recent press conference, President Bush responds to reporters about the Senate's role in the war in Iraq as Senator Tommy
Daschle Dachund comments to himself...
"My career is screwed!"
To: laz17
Bush:"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."
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posted on
03/18/2003 2:09:40 AM PST
by
rsvt
To: laz17
Bush: "The mission must be to fight and win war and therefore to prevent war from happening in the first place."
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posted on
03/18/2003 2:14:15 AM PST
by
rsvt
To: laz17
President Bush speaking, "Someone installed this urinal too close to the floor."
Bush: "Senator, I'm not Bill Clintscum!"
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posted on
03/18/2003 5:01:38 AM PST
by
Socratic
To: laz17
President Bush tests the First Lady's gift, garlic aftershave, to insure rumored vampires are rendered ineffective.
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posted on
03/18/2003 5:07:15 AM PST
by
Cvengr
To: laz17
"On the count of three, everyone who sucks laugh reeeal loud, Three!"
To: laz17
Hannibal the Cannibal.
To: laz17
Man I truly admire our President! He certainly is a respectful man and has strong will power.
Because if I was standing that close to that "pie hole" I'd punch him. TWICE!
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posted on
03/18/2003 8:20:50 AM PST
by
Johnny Gage
(We will not tire, We will not falter, We will not fail. - President George W. Bush)
To: Johnny Gage
How 'bout three times
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