[get'emall]

"I'm standing on a crate."

"I'm corrupt."

"I'm a traitor."

"I'm a tool."

"I'm a small man in a tiny man's body."

[billhilly]

"I'm a small man in a tiny man's body."

They are getting better. How about; I'm a tiny brain, in a small man, in a tiny man's body who has been chosen to lead a gutless party nowhere.