Well Ryan, part of the problem that you human shields faced is that you don't seem to be very well organized. You need an effective organization in order to have any real success. To be effective, your group needs a catchy name -- preferrably one that forms a good acronym. For the human shield organization, I recommend:
Strategic
Human
Insertion
Team:
Fostering
Obstruction,
Resistance, &
Barriers,
Rejecting
American
Interests, &
National
Security.
Perhaps some of our graphics-gifted FReepers can design a logo and membership card and we can send the very first card to you.