[LadyX]

Sure an' I couldna resist a wee bit of Irish-Texas humor fer ye Texans!!

A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer. The Texan says : "Takes me a whole goddam day to drive from one side of my ranch to the other."
The Kerry farmer says:"Ah sure, I know, sir. We have tractors like that over here too."

Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and travelled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields.

Murphy said, "Where are we now?"
The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas."
"It's a big place," said Murphy.

The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it."
And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders for Texas!"

Ta Da !!!

[jwfiv]

Good morning, Sheena...hope you're feeling fit as a fiddle, showing your Irish, more than a little.

LOVE that tractor joke...) (cool shamrocks, too)

[Aquamarine]

Ah dear girl...you've set me to laughin...:)

[Pippin]

And after this do you have a good hiding place to get away from the Texas freepers who are mounting a posse as of this writing to come after you? LOL!

Loved the jokes!

[Dog Gone]

We're all Irish today, even the Texans.