Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
One a penny, two a penny,
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughters,
Give them to your sons!
Here is the new, PC version:
Lukewarm non-denominational baked goods
[Can't say "Hot"--might offend some women who aren't
Can't say "cross"--might offend non-Christians
Can't say "Buns"--might offend some women who have unattractive ones]
Lukewarm non-denominational baked goods
One a unit of currency, two a unit of currency
[Can't say "penny"--might offend poor people who don't have one, or natives of countries that use a different currency]
Lukewarm non-denominational baked goods
If you have no offspring, because you chose abortion over life, or are unable to conceive, or are gay
Give them to your offspring, if you have them, or to Greenpeace or the anti-war movement or Planned Parenthood if you don't!