SFSU kits include condoms, Tylenol (FREE LOVE ALERT)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 03/13/2003 | Wyatt Buchanan

[TenaciousZ]

Monalisa Manuel tried several sales pitches outside the student center at San Francisco State University on Wednesday afternoon.

"It's free! There's condoms and lube!" she yelled as study-weary students passed through Malcolm X Plaza at the center of campus.

They didn't stop, so Manuel refined her spiel.

[TenaciousZ]

The kits were paid for by donations and "student funds"? Anybody know where the university's Student Health Advisory Committee gets its money?

[RichInOC]

"Hey baby, let's get it on."
"Not tonight, I've got a headache."
"No problem, here's some Tylenol...."

[Ingtar]

International Relations major saying one condom not enough for going overseas. What kinds of relations is she studying?

[gcruse]

Traditional Values Coalition?

[boomop1]

Malcolm X Plaza, explains it all.

[KantianBurke]

"Only one condom in there might not be enough," said the 21-year-old international relations major."

I wonder what her Mom and Pop will think and say when they read their dear daughter's comments.

[Guillermo]

The Malcolm X plaza?

[headsonpikes]

"Traditional Values Coalition?"

You're ahead of your time by a decade or so.
;^)

[Salvation]

**Anybody know where the university's Student Health Advisory Committee gets its money?**

Or was it paid for with taxpayer money? Inquiring minds want to know.

[madprof98]

I wonder what her Mom and Pop will think and say when they read their dear daughter's comments.

Most likely something on the order of "You go, girl!" And I'll bet you'd have to search them out in different cities, with whoever it is they are currently shacking with, in order to get them to notice what their darling daughter had to say. The sad truth is that the moral shortcomings of the current generation of college students are perfectly predictable results of their upbringing.

[bassmaner]

"Shoot, a man could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with this stuff"

(Major Kong, played by Slim Pickens in "Dr. Strangelove")

[TenaciousZ]

Last Dec. 22, SFSU hiked its Student Health Service fee by $17 to $82 per student per semester. Due to the dramatic rise in health care costs, don'tcha know.

[dmz]

really, not to me. Why don't you spell it out for us.

[boomop1]

Why not a David Duke plaza?

[csvset]

The contents of Major Kong's kit were very practical.

Survival kit contents check.
In them you'll find:
one forty-five caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition;
four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.