[knighthawk]

Now that what I call swatting two flies with one blow, the French and Belgians.

[knighthawk]

Europe-list

If people want on or off this list, please let me know.

[UncleSamUSA]

Memo to Belgium: SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE TWERP.

[Question_Assumptions]

As if French dressing has anything to do with France, either. I'm reminded of a certain scene in the movie Better Off Dead...

[debg]

memo: add Belgian waffles to banned list

[gunnedah]

You are so wrong, Al Gore invented French Fries!

[Jemian]

I gotta wonder about any country that serves mayonaise with freedom fries. Yeech!

[jellybean]

As a show of support I've given up French kissing for the duration. I know it's a sacrifice, but I'm willing to do my part.

Geeesh...if only... :(

[dfwgator]

So what do we call Belgian Waffles or Brussels Sprouts now?

[Wonder Warthog]

"Anyway, we modest Belgians don't mind the French claim, because we know that fries are God's gift to our people."

And like most everything else in Europe these days, they came about from American ingenuity (so the domestication of the potato was Pre-Columbian--it's STILL an American "product").

[Conspiracy Guy]

I still like the term French Toast. I see a picture of Chirac and his band of clowns after lighting a gas grill that was been customized by some of their German friends. They look like used matches with a caption "Le Boom".

[Renfield]

Why aren't we calling these "surrender-monkey fries", instead of "freedom fries"?

[Tiemieshooz]

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks, it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
----Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,people."
--Conan O'Brien

I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe is expected to revolve around him.

[Kay Soze]

I heard on NPR that in fact France should be cerdited.

Ben Franklin brought the concept back to the States after his stint as our First ambassador to the frogs.

[mass55th]

Are French Fries really from France? I was under the impression that they weren't. Doesn't the French part of the term allude to the type of cut of the potatoes, ie., French Cut (like French Cut green beans)?

[opinionator]

They are called chips, and they are served with malt vinegar.

[lodwick]

JHC - mayo?