Clinton Cabinet Member Poses Nude [No, Not Janet Reno, Not Donna Shalala... Keep Guessing]

Drudge Report ^ | 3/10/03

[11th Earl of Mar]

Look, if you told us that a former Bill Clinton cabinet member was posing nude for a pin-up calendar, we'd be hard-pressed to pick which pol we'd most like to see in the buff. Reno? Albright? Shalala? Norton?

All fine choices--va-va-va-voom--in more ways than one. So imagine The Smoking Gun's disappointment when we learned that Robert Reich, who headed the Department of Labor, was the stripping Secretary. Reich, the 4' 10" Democratic dynamo who was routed in last year's Massachusetts gubernatorial primary, posed last week for a 2004 calendar that will raise funds for a Cambridge community television group (the organization will begin selling the $15 item this summer).

But thanks to a carefully placed basket stuffed with lettuce and an erect baguette, the 57-year-old Reich, a Brandeis University professor, avoided, um, total disclosure. We have to wonder what's next in the Clinton skin continuum.

First, Al Gore slipped shirtless into that "Saturday Night Live" hot tub. Now Reich flashes some liberal beefcake. Can Hazel O'Leary's "Girls Gone Wild" appearance be far off? (1 page)

[11th Earl of Mar]

Well, that's the long and short of it.

[annyokie]

Showing off his shortcomings, no doubt!

[South40]

I was kinda hoping it would be Bettie Currie.

What a babe!

[11th Earl of Mar]

It's no big thing. [really]

[Moonman62]

Oh yuck! Right at dinnertime, too.

[Lexington Green]

Beefcake? More like Cocktail Weenie.

[11th Earl of Mar]

I hope you're not having beans and franks tonight.

[PoisedWoman]

They shouldn't have wasted lettuce and a baguette when a limp Tootsie Roll would have done the job.

[Slyfox]

Subject shown actual size

[Freakazoid]

As my sister says:

"Schlong is better than schlort"

[South40]

He’s not all bad

[11th Earl of Mar]

So what's your sister's name?

[Dog]

Ping!!!!!

[apackof2]

So what's your sister's name?

You are so bad!

[pikachu]

So instead of bing a three page fold old ala Playboy, he's on a Post-It Note?

Applogies to the Post-It note folks at 3M.

[GreenHornet]

Okay, maybe he left a lot to be desired as head of the Department of Labor, but you gotta admit, he was pretty good as Mr. Rourke's assistant on "Fantasy Island".

[Cooter]

[socal_parrot]

Hey! Nice loaf!

[Freakazoid]

Down boy! Down!

LOL!

[afraidfortherepublic]

I am embarrassed for this man. Or, perhaps there is nothing that can further embarrass a Clinton Cabinet alum.