Evil Ravens-Sorties

INA ^ | Mar.9

[Maedhros]

Evil Ravens-Sorties

Baghdad, Mar. 9, Ina

The evil warplanes of the U.S. and Britain launched on Friday and Saturday 225 armed sorties targeting civil and service facilities, aided by AWACS and e-2c planes from Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.

a spokesman for the air defence command told Ina that the enemy ravens flew over civil targets and areas in the southern provinces.

This brought the total figure of armed sorties carried out by the Anglo-U.S. evil warplanes coming from bases in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and turkey over the period dec. 17, 1998-mar.8, 2003 to 50,950, the spokesman said.

[FourtySeven]

Interesting perspective from the "other side". hehe

[dighton]

They use the same goofy form again and again:

Baghdad, Feb. 22, Ina

The evil warplanes of the U.S. and Britain launched on Friday 54-armed sorties coming from Kuwait territory aided by AWACS and e-2c planes.

A spokesman for the air defence command told Ina that the enemy ravens flew over basra, nasiriya, samawa, qal'at sukkar, imara, hai, diwaniya, hashimiya, talha, rutba, traibeel and al-waleed.

This brought the total figure of armed sorties conducted by the Aggressive ravens coming from bases in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and turkey over the period dec. 17, 1998-feb.21, 2003 to 49,186, the spokesman said.

[Poohbah]

I thought we got rid of the Ravens, and all the EW is now done by Prowlers :o)

[Maedhros]

lol

[Happygal]

*LOL*...good catch! ;-)

[Jonah Hex]

"When? Sadaam uttered, gently muttered.

"When will these ghastly ravens stop their bombing?

Their incessant bombing? When will these ravens stop bombing down my bunker door?"

Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore, arsehole."

[Mr. Silverback]

"Look into my face, and know, that to look into my face is to look into the face of EVIL!!!"

Worst of all, the crews of these planes are broadcasting the twist endings of major motion pictures, like Presumed Innocent! "Yes, Master, his wife did it!" "EVIL!"

Kids in the Hall Bump!

[E Rocc]

Those are "good" Ravens.

"Evil" Ravens play football in Baltimore. >:)

-Eric

[NeoCaveman]

Breaking news: Art and David Modell are suing for trademark infringement....

[Redleg Duke]

Oh, My Allah! They "flew over" civilian areas!

The Horror...The Horror!

[avg_freeper]

They should read more Poe.

[Britton J Wingfield]

EVIL! bump :)

[aculeus]

basra, nasiriya, samawa, imara, diwaniya, hashimiya, talha, rutba,

Easiest job in Iraq: writing song lyrics.

[Poohbah]

basra, nasiriya, samawa, imara, diwaniya, hashimiya, talha, rutba,>

Hey, Macarena!

[battlegearboat]

Once upon a midnight dreary

while I pondered weak and weary

suddenly there came a tapping...rapping

from my Fox news Channel as Baghdad appeared to be nevermore!

[GladesGuru]

"Evil", eh??

Well, in that case - "Never has such evil been so enjoyed by so many".

My apologies to the shade of Sir Winston.

[E Rocc]

Breaking news: Art and David Modell are suing for trademark infringement....

They must still owe the guy they stole the original logo from. >:)

-Eric

[Mark17]

I thought we got rid of the Ravens, and all the EW is now done by Prowlers :o)

What a bunch of maroons. All EF-111 Ravens have been mothballed, and FB-111s as well.

[r9etb]

Hmmmmm. Notice how Iraq talks about airplanes the same way the gun controllers talk about firearms?