Don't cry for me agnomina...

Washington Post ^ | 3.7.03

[Mia T]

Don't cry for me agnomina...

 

GUESS YOU HAVEN'T come such a long way, baby. Teresa Heinz -- the wife of Massachusetts senator and (not coincidentally) would-be president John F. Kerry -- has said that she will begin using her husband's last name and will henceforth be known as Teresa Heinz Kerry. Mrs. Heinz Kerry (Mrs. Kerry? Ms. Kerry?), nee Teresa Simoes-Ferreira, was previously married to John Heinz, the late senator from Pennsylvania and heir to the ketchup fortune. Famously outspoken and independent, she had announced on marrying Mr. Kerry in 1995 that she planned to stick to the Heinz name. "Someone my age who has a professional life doesn't change her name," she said at the time...

[N]early a quarter-century after Hillary Rodham pronounced herself "Mrs. Bill Clinton," we can't feel quite as greatly pleased as Mr. Kerry that this particular tradition lives on.

57 Varieties, One Last Name
Washington Post, March 7, 2003

Nom de plummet: the timeline

hillary rodham: birth (such as it was) thru mock feminism-marriage phase

hillary clinton: loss of governorship phase thru theft of presidency phase

hillary rodham clinton: post-theft-of-presidency phase thru Moynihan-rangel-torricelli senatorial anointment phase

hillary rodham clinton: immediate post-anointment phase thru post-announcement of pre-announcement phase

hillary rodham clinton (aka HILLARY!): post-announcement phase (i.e., post-post-announcement of pre-announcement phase)

hillary rodham clinton: post-withdrawal, post-loss, post-indictment, postnuptial, post-boost (warheads or toadies) -- whichever phase comes first.

 

 

03.07.03 UPDATE:

GORE ON CLINTON RAPES-THE VIDEO

YOO-HOO Mrs. clinton: THE CLINTON RAPES ARE "UNBECOMING"  

HILLARY "YOU KNOW" CLINTON 

SEN. KNOWNOTHING VICTIM CLINTON 

CLINTON LEGACY OF LYNCHING 

evidence of consciousness of guilt at Ron Brown's funeral

clinton Complex-Question Fallacy Scheme 

HILLARY CLINTON LACKS COGNITIVE CAPACITY TO LEAD 

THE CLINTON LIE-BRARY 

It won't s-p-i-n 

AMERICAN MUSEUM--ER--MUSLIM COUNCIL 

"There isn't a shred of evidence."

 

Privacy Policy 

 

 

 

NEW AUDIO!

Hear the Bill Bennett epilogue

 

Dear new sucker--er--New Yorker, This virtual office was established because you are absolutely forbidden to set your peasant foot in my real one. This is how I got here, and this is how I did it.. This helped, too. And this. And this. You had better take a moment to genuflect before the newly erected clinton altar. Additionally, I am pleased to present my new clinton crime family video greeting and video farewell. You would be wise to study them carefully. And don't bother E-mailing me. I couldn't care less what the little people think.

A missive from the smartest woman in the world. Study it.

Sincerely,

Latest clinton News

the logic of pathologic self-interest

Another mistaken 'conceptzia'
WHY AMERICA (& THE WORLD) CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER CLINTON
(INDEED, IT IS NOT CLEAR THAT WE ARE GOING TO SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE,)

Utter-Failure clintons Concoct Left-Wing-Radio Scheme FIG LEAF
Flower Children Fall for the 2 Self-Evident Thugs & Opportunists Yet Again (Liberals have always had problems figuring out causation)

10-Year Anniversary of WTC Bombing Marks the clintons' Utter Failure
"It was the TERRORISM, stupid."

The wife's self-serving war oscillations are really nothing more than a reprise of the self-serving oscillating ersatz presidency of the husband (Why we cannot afford another clinton. . .)

hillary clinton A SECURITY RISK: Removal Calls Begin

YOO-HOO Bill O'Reilly
HILLARY CLINTON KNEW PRECISELY WHO SAMI AL-ARIAN WAS

hillary clinton Covertly Hedges Her Bets on the War While Overtly Betting Everything on the Virtual Certainty--Another Terrorist Attack
Does she support the war or doesn't she?
(And why won't the 4th Estate finally VET this dangerous, repugnant fraud, anyway?)

• Congenital Bottom Feeder on Irish TV, Cowers Below Network Radar. . . Again

• Continues to Subsist on Cozy Clintonoid Interviews of Colmes Kind

THE INTERMINABLE clintons 
It's time to take out the trash...
A Senate en passant capture is THE MOVE...

YOO-HOO bill clinton
Bob Dole "ain't got no respect" for you

 

THERE SHE GOES -- AGAIN
HILLARY CLINTON BETS ALL ON ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK
EVEN AS BUSH CLEANS UP CLINTON TERRORISM MESS, CAPTURES AL-QAEDA CLINTON-WATCH TERROR MASTERMIND
And when will the 4^th Estate finally VET this dangerous, repugnant fraud, anyway?

The Curious Candidacy of Carol Moseley-Braun:
an Extension of clinton drag and drop and legacy of lynching

running clintons...

On clinton's missus' war oscillations...

How to get rid of the clintons in 3 easy steps

THE UNSTATED MESSAGE OF THE POWELL EVIDENCE

THE CLINTONS--AMERICA'S BIGGEST BLUNDER: Hear Bush 41 Warn Us--October 19, 1992

CLINTON RAPE OF BROADDRICK:
PRUDHOMME CONFRONTS GORE -- THE VIDEO

hitchens on the clintons annotated

69% of Voters Nationwide Don't Want hillary clinton to Run for President, EVER

YOO-HOO Mrs. clinton:
A '68 Mustang is not exculpatory

clinton LIEbrary ^FLYover & other clinton FLIES

Q ERTY9
BUSH: "I will not wait on events, while dangers gather."

Q ERTY6 utter failure

What did he know. . . and when did he know it ?

BUSH TROUNCES HILLARYIZED HARPY Ds WITH COURAGE, LOGIC & COMPASSION

SpyLies and Audiotape

PARDONGATE, THE MOVIE--BILL BENNETT EPILOGUE

LEFT-WING TALK RADIO UNVEILED!  

HALF A HOUSE, HALF A BRAIN: Why we were compelled to hit on Simon & Schuster,our personal agitprop & money-laundering machine)

WRITTEN IN STONE: AN ARCHITECT DEFINES THE CLINTONS

DESIGNATED DEMOCRAT ATTACK DOG MAKES ITS DEBUT

Hardball's Softball hillary clinton 'Interview'

Q ERTY8 clinton/Democrat Debacle of '02

Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers

hillary clinton and FUNERALS

_{But they are space aliens}

THE OTHER NIXON

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

The Real Danger of a Fake President: Post-9/11 Reconsideration of The Placebo President

copyright Mia T 2003

 

[Mia T]

Teresa--AND Kerry!--appear to have adopted her condiment cognomen with relish... PING!

[Mudboy Slim]

HOO killed Ron Brown?! HOO killed JohnJohn?! HOO killed Senator Heinz?! HOOOOOOO?!!

Senator John F. Kerry shall be the DemonRAT nominee fer POTUS in '04, and he won't win a 10% of the electoral college in the General, IMHO...MUD

BTW...actually, I'll bet'cha he wins DeeCee and Massachusetts, but neither Lib'ralDemonRAT enclave matters a lick!!

[DM1]

I hope that if he does walk away with the nomination that he loses in an electoral landslide
i read a recent poll that Bush would lose to any Dem if this is the case we are all in trouble.

[Mudboy Slim]

"i read a recent poll that Bush would lose to any Dem"

Heh heh heh...my unsolicited advice to you, my FRiend...don't believe everything you read.

FReegards...MUD

[firewalk]

Thanks for the ping...bttt

[SuzanneWeeks]

Morning Mia, thanks for the ping :)

Suz

[Mudboy Slim]

I don't blame the HildaBeast fer not wanting to acknowledge that she was married to SlickWillieClinton by changing her name!! And, similarly, I don't blame the gold-diggin' Ms. Teresa Simoes-Ferreira from preferring NOT to be known as LerchBoy's main squeeze when she owes every bit of her lifestyle to puttin' out fer Senator Heinz!! But if this whacky RAT-BAT thinks she's gonna be the next overbearing BI+C# living in the WhiteHouse, she's gravely--and laughably--mistaken!!

Great job, Mia T...yer one of FReeper's Finest, IMHO...MUD

[hattend]

hillary rodham: birth (such as it was) thru mock feminism-marriage phase

hillary clinton: loss of governorship phase thru theft of presidency phase

hillary rodham clinton: post-theft-of-presidency phase thru Moynihan-rangel-torricelli senatorial anointment phase

hillary rodham clinton: immediate post-anointment phase thru post-announcement of pre-announcement phase

hillary rodham clinton (aka HILLARY!): post-announcement phase (i.e., post-post-announcement of pre-announcement phase)

hillary rodham clinton: post-withdrawal, post-loss, post-indictment, postnuptial, post-boost (warheads or toadies) -- whichever phase comes first.

LOL...BTTT

[Faith]

Isn't it amazing how transparent the left is? And yet they consider themselves so noble . . . so sincere . . . so trustworthy. Another job well done, Mia T.