Loquatious, to be sure. Enough clever and amusing analogies to keep ME smirking for at least a fortnight . . .
Merde! You had to know this would play well here. If this piece is some sort of assignment, you should ace it. I fear you won't, however, for two reasons . . .
1. The length and breadth of the dissertation will likely be too much for your teacher to absorb and will result in the "keep it pithy" comments you see here, or . . .
2. Your liberal instructor will be so disemboweled by the utter and complete disassembly of his/her ideology by this article, he/she will (out of spite and malice) simply lay the charge of incoherence on the piece, scribbling all over the manuscript for good measure.
My opinion? In a word, outstanding. I've added it to my bookmarks . . .