[FBD]

Man that post is blast from the past!
Thanks Mud, Meek! thought I'd share my Crown Royal Christmas cookie recipe with three of my most favorite Freepers:

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

Sample the Crown to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure
it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK,
try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.

Add a spoon of ar or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the bottle of Crown Royal and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...I reckon I'm gonna haveta try yer recipe next Thursday before Christmas. In the meantime, are ya watching the James Madison/Montana I-AA Championship on ESPN2?! My youngest brother was captain of the JMU football team as an all-conference center in the early-90's, but they only dreamed of making it this far. The game is very competitive, as Montana is moving the ball via the air while JMU is running the ball down the GRiz's throats!! Check, it out if you can.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...late in the 3rd Quearter, it's JMU 24-21!!

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! Cheers!! :^D