Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

No argument here...but the cobwebs are DEFINITELY still there!! Heck, David Horowitz still's got cobwebs, and he's sharp as a tack, IMHO!! I bless may lucky stars that I was raised as a full-fledged RadicalRightWingWhacko from DayOne, and I have empathy fer those who have been seduced to travel the Path of Lib'ralism, but ya gotta keep yer one good eye on the lookout fer the cobwebs...MUD

BTW...Dru's similarly afflicted.

[FBD]

"Just you watch...he may be IGNORANT, but the BOSS ain't STOOOOOPID"...MUD

Howdy Sultan! Ok, Mud...that was as close to an apology, and admission as I'm gonna get from you, so pay attention, boy...

To link to a single post, click on "view replies". You have now seperated it from the rest of the thread, and can click on it's URL, and the address is for that specific post!
Now, if you haven't read this, I'm gonna tell you what a CANDY-ARSE FREEPER YOU ARE, FOR NOT KNOWING THIS!!! SHEEESHH,... AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EXPERT, AND HERE YOU IS A POSER. LANDRU HAD YOU PEGGED, DIDN'T HE, BOY?AND BY THE WAY...THE "BOSS SUCKS" lol!!![/caps off] [/Invisible woids]

[FBD]

"I have empathy fer those who have been seduced to travel the Path of Lib'ralism, but ya gotta keep yer one good eye on the lookout fer the cobwebs"...MUD

LOL! My Sweedie told me I had cobwebs in the attic today!

I 'bout fell over laughing! She also told me I gotta end my feud with my anti-war protestin' bro-in-law. I drove by him today, at an intersection, and I almost had the one-finger salute ready to go, and I see he had pulled off his Bush-Bashing sign. One down, a thousand dolts to go...

BTW, what did the invisible woids tell ya'?

[FBD]

RE: POST# 942

Sultan, Landru, CM

To view the hidden message to Mud, on #942,
(at pay attention boy...) >take your pointer and left-click, hold down and scroll down to the bottom of the post!

FRegards

[FBD]

You were right, Mud. M.O.A.B. is GPS guided.
Unlike Big BLU, which just has a parachute, this thing has a propulsion system.
Look at the pickup in the background for size comparison!
BTW, the dolts in the town of Moab, Utah, are PROTESTING it's name!
I guess they don't know it's an acronym.

M.assive O.rdinance A.ir B.urst

[Mudboy Slim]

"M.assive O.rdinance A.ir B.urst"

Wonder what percentage of the Iraqi sheeple have seen that M.O.A.B.-testing video?! Wonder how many of Soddom's Generals have seen it?! If I'm one of them Soddom-lookalike Generals, at what point would I risk my life--nay, commit to sacrifice it--in order to assassinate Soddom?! Point is, I wouldda already passed that point a ways back...KILL SODDOM'S INSANE NOW!!!

Big day today...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I like the slogan on that t-shirt...does it come in BLACK with scarlett letterin'?!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Look what I found in my inbox this mornin' !

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm sorry...I didn't here you...MUD

[FBD]

"I like the slogan on that t-shirt...does it come in BLACK with scarlett letterin'?! "

I think I'm gonna buy one, check out the web site below. BTW, did you get the directions on #942, on how to LINK to an individual post? :^D

FRegards.

You can buy these T-shirts HERE at www.protestwarrior.com

[Mudboy Slim]

"I see he had pulled off his Bush-Bashing sign."

See, he's reachin' out to ya...reach back by putting a Bush/Cheney'04 sticker on his bumper!! He'll LUV ya fer it!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Invisible woids?! I don'see no invisible woids.

[Mudboy Slim]

Check out #912...creepy, eh?!

Beautiful day outside...gonna be a SCORCHER!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

what???

"BTW...Invisible woids?! I don'see no invisible woids."

You gotta be kidden me...go back to #942, hold-down-left-click and scroll-down. Do I gotta teach you how ta use a mouse???

What kinda surfer/Poser are ya?!? LOL!

[Mudboy Slim]

Ooops...now, "Check out #912"...creepy, eh?!

Beautiful day outside...gonna be a SCORCHER!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sorry, still don't see nuthin...MUD

[FBD]

BTW, I have always wanted to stick a Bush/Cheney sticker on one of his family's cars. But I refrain...

[sultan88]

That's cool with the invisible words. Think I'll use that method to send secret information - like when and where the next redtable meeting is.

[FBD]

Geesh, ya know what Mud?

Yer'...(invisible words to follow)obtuse, ornery, obstinate, obdurate, oafish...and then some! LOL!

[FBD]

"That's cool with the invisible words. Think I'll use that method to send secret information - like when and where the next redtable meeting is."

That's a good idear! Ok, it's easy, and I'll tell you how to do it, if ya' don't know how...Mud is gonna half-ta ask me real nice, however...

[FBD]

LOL! MUD...

But ya ain't even got the common coitesy ta thank me fer that kewl trick!

No good deed goes unpunished, I guess... :^D

Geeeessh!!!