Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Salman Pak / Al Salman (Source for what the Maha Rushie was talking about on 3/12/03)

"Salman Pak / Al Salman"

"Former Iraqi military officers have described a highly secret terrorist training facility at Salman Pak, where both Iraqis and non-Iraqi Arabs receive training on hijacking planes and trains, planting explosives in cities, sabotage, and assassinations. The Salman Pak biological warfare facility was located on a peninsula caused by a bend in the Tigris river, approximately five kilometers (km) from the arch located in the town of Salman Pak. The facility area comprised more than 20 square km, and might have been known as a farmers (or agricultural) experimentation center. The peninsula was fenced off and patrolled by a large guard force. Immediately inside and to the east of the fence line were two opulent villas: the larger built for Iraqi president Saddam Hussein and the other for his half-brother, Barazan al-Tikriti. A main paved road ran through the center of the Salman Pak facility/peninsula. Plans were made in the mid-1980's to develop the Salman Pak site into a secure biological warfare research facility. Dr Rihab Taha, head of a small biological weapons research team, continued to work with her team at al-Muthanna until 1987 when it moved to Salman Pak, which was under the control of the Directorate of General Intelligence."

NO Terrorist Link fer Iraq?! HAH!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Very Good Link...THANKS!!"

"BELGRADE, Serbia-Montenegro — Serbia's prime minister -- who spearheaded the revolt that toppled former President Slobodan Milosevic in October 2000 -- was assassinated Wednesday by gunmen who ambushed him outside government headquarters. Zoran Djindjic, 50, died of his wounds in a Belgrade hospital after being shot in the abdomen and back, said Nebojsa Covic, a deputy prime minister. Police sources told The Associated Press that snipers firing from a building across from the government headquarters shot Djindjic as he left his car. A high-power bullet left a dent on Djindjic's armored car. Two suspects were arrested, witnesses said. But police, unsure whether they had the gunmen, cast a wide net for the assassins, setting up roadblocks in Belgrade and halting bus, rail and plane traffic from the capital. The government asked acting Serbian President Natasa Micic to consider imposing a "nationwide" state of emergency that would give the military the same powers as police to detain suspects and investigate.

Djindjic had many enemies because of his pro-reformist and Western stands. He was blasted by Serbian nationalists for leading the popular revolt that toppled Milosevic then handing him over for trial before the U.N. war crimes tribunal at The Hague, Netherlands. Djindjic recently promised to try to arrest Ratko Mladic, a former Bosnian Serb military commander and the number 2 fugitive sought by the tribunal, thought to be hiding in Serbia. The tribunal is handling alleged war crimes committed during the wars that erupted during the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia. Djindjic was also engaged in a bitter political feud with his former ally Vojislav Kostunica, who stepped down as Yugoslav president earlier this month after the formation of a new state, Serbia and Montenegro. Djindjic also was squaring off with the nation's powerful organized crime figures, declaring open war on rampant smuggling of contraband goods and women."

Seems like we lost one of the GoodGuys...MUD

[OldFriend]

I believe at some point I saw actual video of the training in and around those planes.

Don't believe that even a picture of Hussein and OBL in a secret meeting would change the minds of those who are praying for the President to fail in this effort to rid the world of the likes of Hussein.

[Mudboy Slim]

I think yer Right...the Left LOATHES Dubyuh becuz he makes the DemonRATS' HERO--their ICON, Slick Willie--look so small, so petty, and so embarrassing in comparison!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RE-Impeach!!"
(To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Wrap It Up")

I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bi+c#, Bill Clinton!!

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!

Bill, no more shall you walk around FRee, Willie!!
You know MUD's got the best thing in town now baby.
Right's got all the proof of Treason, Willie!!
Bring your lovin' straight to me now baby.

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!< RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!

(solo)

RE-Impeach...Imprison!!
RE-Impeach...Fer Treason

Well, we're gonna FReep you like the Queer you are...
Sing you sweet songs from MUD's TobackkyBar!!
MUD's got tricks he ain't never used.
Give in, WillieClinton, you shall be abused!!

I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!

RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!< RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!

(FReep!! FReep!!)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

367 posted on 12/07/2002 11:44 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

Mud:"BTW...what the heck did that troublemaker say?!"

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Ah, The French:
Le plus on leur baise le cul, le plus ils nous chient sur la tete.

The more you kiss their a$$, the more they $hit on your head!--Red Gold

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Mud calling FBD a troublemaker...now there's a pot-n-kettle situation, ain't it? LOL!

FREEgards

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")

We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!

We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!

CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!

Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!

We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!

Mudboy Slim

410 posted on 12/09/2002 2:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

Ah, The French:
Le plus on leur baise le cul, le plus ils nous chient sur la tete.

Chirac (right) with his buddy Saddam, at a nuclear reactor in France (1975)

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...Soddom and Chirac are long-time friends. And Chirac ain't just fighting fer his political life, IMHO, he's also fighting fer his FReedom 'cuz once we get into the gist of how Hussein has corrupted him, I'll bet'cha he faces a lifetime in Prison, even in France!!

FReegards...MUD

[OldFriend]

There is long time animosity between Chirac and Blair. This is simply an opportunity to stick the knife in Blair, but in my opinion this is going to reflect VERY badly on Chirac in the end.

[FBD]

" I'll bet'cha he faces a lifetime in Prison, even in France!!"

Here is a pleasant thought- Chirac and klintoon sharing a cell!

Butt buddies for life! :^D
I like it...jot that down...

[FBD]

WOW Unreal! BREAKING NEWS!!!

They just found Elizabeth Smart ALIVE!

Miracles do happen!

[sultan88]

"Uncle JimRob's Band!!"

Again, I really like what you did with this one!

[conservativemusician]

Unusually quiet around here............hmmmm.

[sultan88]

yep...

[conservativemusician]

That was good for a chuckle!

[sultan88]

</chuckle>

[FBD]

Unusually quiet around here............hmmmm.

Well, fire it up CM!

Actually, I got an interesting note from Landru about Billy Joel. I didn't know Landru had so many good opinions![/sarcasm]

I was too busy giving him grief there for a while to recognise it. As you know, I'm having it out with Mud now, for his passionate love affair w/ Bruuuuuce Springsteen.

I'm glad I cleared up that little skirmish w/Landru, as it's tough to fight a two front flame war! LOL!

Billy Joel's head is no longer connected to his body - See it here!

[sultan88]

I recall there being a Black X 1/2, during the time that Black X was being suspended. Now I can't find it. Does anyone else recall this?