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Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"
The MudCave ^
| 3 March 2003 (3/3/03)
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Mid...MUD
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KEYWORDS: death; hussein; liberateirag; saddam
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To: FBD
The Beauty of the
BigBlu, M.O.A.B. is that it may never EVER be put into service, but it's already doing its job,
Instilling FEAR in those who would defend Tyranny against America's Righteous Jihad Fer Justice!! Purty kewl...MUD
781
posted on
03/12/2003 9:31:16 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: Mudboy Slim
Did you see the film of that bad boy?
We got us some nasty stuff!
BTW. You speak French?
To: conservativemusician; LonePalm; Angelique
No hablo frances...I just borrow phrases from others...MUD
783
posted on
03/12/2003 9:45:26 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: FBD
"how the HECK is that satellite guided???" GPS, baby, Welcome to MUD's World!! GPS is some interesting technology, with the most-technologically advanced countries destined to dominate the International Diplomatic Stage for the next quarter-century or so!!
FReegards...MUD
784
posted on
03/12/2003 9:48:25 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: Mudboy Slim
RE: Big BLU - M.O.A.B._
I bet they DO use it, out in the desert, against bunkers, munitions depots,etc.
One use I've heard, is that because it's so massive, it can destroy chemical and biological agents, by burning them up! I say, use the heck out of them! Everything in a half-mile radius of one of these bad boys is TOAST.
I still get a kick out of the Fox news babe calling it satellite guided...it's a 21,000 lb bomb that's dumber than a Democrat! (And almost as dangerous!) lol...
785
posted on
03/12/2003 9:50:37 AM PST
by
FBD
To: FBD; conservativemusician; Landru; sultan88; candyman; dead; Happygal
"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down...
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive.
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
FReegards...MUD
311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
786
posted on
03/12/2003 9:52:49 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: conservativemusician
CM, Ask a Frenchman to interpret this one...
Ah, The French:
Le plus on leur baise le cul, le plus ils nous chient sur la tete.
GUARANTEED to make a Frog hopping mad!
Well, catch you guys later.
FRegards,
FBD
787
posted on
03/12/2003 10:02:39 AM PST
by
FBD
To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!
788
posted on
03/12/2003 10:39:15 AM PST
by
stand watie
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
To: Mudboy Slim; conservativemusician; Angelique
No hablo francesThat would be, "Je ne parles pas, les Français."
Plagarism prohibited. Derive carefully.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
789
posted on
03/12/2003 10:40:39 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
My mother-in-law is very fluent in FRench, and the Missuz took it in school, so with me teachin' the young'uns Espanol y Ingles y RedneckedSuthron y Ebonics, and Mommy and Grandma handlin' the Frances, the mudrats ought be AT LEAST Cinco-Lingual...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
790
posted on
03/12/2003 11:00:30 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: stand watie; poet; KLT; dead; Dukie
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help US FReep 'Gainst RATS' Power!!
GoodLord, the sun is settin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!
FReegards...MUD
791
posted on
03/12/2003 11:01:31 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: FBD; LonePalm
Hey LonePalm, you HOPPIN' MAD?!
LOL...MUD
BTW...what the heck did that troublemaker say?!
792
posted on
03/12/2003 11:02:52 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République!!")
To: Mudboy Slim
Nah, My family left France in 1066. Since then we have been English and then American.
I have several signature blocks. How do you like this one?
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! Never give an inch to tyranny!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
793
posted on
03/12/2003 11:11:45 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
You can trace yer tree to 1066?! Awesome...I'm trying to pick up on some research my dad did that tracks his mothers family back to Germany in the early 1800's but I'd prefer to go waaaay back if I could...MUD
794
posted on
03/12/2003 11:27:47 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
Actually, I have one line to 935, Cedric the Dane. My son is the 33rd generation.
How about this signature block?
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
795
posted on
03/12/2003 11:29:59 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: LonePalm
"My son is the 33rd generation." Very kewl...MUD
796
posted on
03/12/2003 11:31:24 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: LonePalm
"Lotsa Pain!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")
Look out yer palace window...Sodom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!!
Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!!
What else you want US to do?!
We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!!
This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!!
Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray...
Else you'll DIE in War!!
Maybe you'll die directly...
Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!!
What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!!
Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
Look into Dubyuh's eyes...
RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!
I know it's been sang before...Sodom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!!
What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!!
FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!!
Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken...
Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!!
What did you expect US to do?!
Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!!
Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!!
Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!!
Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!!
Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!!
Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATS, ignore US if you dare!!
RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign...'cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!!
Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
FReegards...MUD
312 posted on 12/03/2002 6:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
797
posted on
03/12/2003 11:33:13 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: conservativemusician; sultan88
"Uncle JimRob's Band!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!!
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!
Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice...
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!"
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
[G] [Bm] [C] [D] [G]
[Bm] [C] [D] [G] [Bm]
[C] [D] [G] [Bm] [C] [D]
It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!!
Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD
BTW...the answer to the Missuz' query, "WHY?!" is "'Cuz FReepin' Beats Sleepin'!!"...LOL!!
316 posted on 12/04/2002 4:25 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
798
posted on
03/12/2003 11:34:46 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: M. Thatcher; holdonnow; Budge
"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
799
posted on
03/12/2003 11:35:56 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
To: Mudboy Slim
800...MUD
800
posted on
03/12/2003 11:36:11 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
("Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!")
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