Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Mid...MUD
BTW...I'll give you a ring this evening or weekend...any time better fer ya than another?
"Right's gotta make its Stand!!
Now's the time to RE-IMPEACH...
Must PROSECUTE Slick's Wrongs!!
So WE'll tell Ol' Slick "CONVICT YOU!!" in a song."
FReegards...MUD
I'll be Bach,man...MUD
Sure ya can...I'm shoulderin' the blame fer everything today...MUD
Mercury's ROCK...MUD
Sometimes caution is the better part of valor...you asked fer it.
"Now, since our FRiend goldilucky has removed herself from consideration from such wicked endeavors, I must nominate the MUDster for this role. Any objections?"
I OBJECT!!! Yer Outta Order!! Yer Outta Order!! NO, Yer Outta Order!! You Can't Handle the TRUTH!!
LOL...MUD
BTW...I prefer to maintain my IndependentGadFlyStatus, however diotima's sending me some stuff on how to git this OldDominion FReeper Chapter up and runnin'!!
"After the corrupt sob was reelected, I became determined that I was gonna do all I could to see him impeached, so I wrote the forum software and launched the Free Republic forum in February 1997. I was the only poster for a few months, but I kept sending my URL to search engines and trolled the news groups by reposting articles from the forum and eventually I picked up a few readers... and eventually some of the readers got the courage to try posting.
"The forum went well, and over the summer and through the fall of 1997 we continued to pickup more and more readers and we started accumulating a lot of hits. Sometime during that Fall, we had gained so many readers that our traffic began impacting my ISP (which was my old company which had been donating the resources for us). Our hits and our bandwidth usage was dragging down their system, so they eventually gave me an ultimatum to either pay them $700 per month or find another provider.
"Well, I was near broke at the time [Pink Floyd], didn't have much income and this was just a hobby so I thought it was probably all over. Then one of our posters (The Duke) wrote me. He was using a network service for his company and he thought they could supply us with a dedicated server for as little as $300 per month. That was a reasonable rate, but I still couldn't afford it. The Duke suggested that we ask the readers if they wanted Free Republic enough to donate the money to pay the expenses and keep it running. So he ran a thread and sure enough, the readers said that it was important to keep Free Republic going and so they began sending in donations. I ordered the server and we were soon running. Thus the practice of reader funding of Free Republic was born."
Actually, the first time I began lurking on FR.com was back when Connie Hair was announcing some FReeper Rally and talked to El Rushbo fer 2-3 segments as I recall. I didn't go to whichever Rally she was promotin', but I did like the raucous discourse that I witnessed on the Forum, and I ended up registering four years ago yesterday!!
FReegards...MUD
LOL...MUD
Tell her you wanna ask Mud out on a date.
...goes undetected under a Lib's radar, everytime.
So I ask him if he wanted to listen to some funny comedy from *my* day. He seemed interested, so I put the first CD that you sent to me in the machine. I believe I was playing Humbolt country and was laughing my buttocks off. I look over at him to see how he is enjoying this particularly witty satire and I see him sitting there with a bored, blank, gluckyish expression on his face. He sez, "What is this krap?!! I don't get it!" He then left the room.
The funny part is...his comment was exactly what you predicted to me that a 20-something would have re this humor!
*I* need your help, Happygal. I was removed as a forum CelebrityJudge by one, Mudboy Slim, without cause and due process of law. I want to sue him for every penny he is worth!!
Can you help me get some justice here?
Chad Morton may be next!! Thanks, dude, see ya at the Super Bowl in January 2004...Skins ROCK!!
Five months to Football Season...WahooWah!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...if she answers, tell her you owe me money...that'll git her ears perked up...LOL!!
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