Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Mid...MUD
LOL! You can filibuster all ya' want, but yer stuck with me, Landru!
FRegards
HA!!
I'd "Waiting For The Electrician or Someone Like Him" in mind, actually; but, *dwarfs* is pretty good, too. ;^)
Those guys were nuts, weren't they.
Can you just imagine what'd happen IF some of FT's skits were done publically, today?
And think, those guys were considered -- for their time -- to be ultra-leftwing, *enlightened*, & the epitome of political correctness...even though back then?
Even the lamestream mediots wouldn't have DARED to use a Marxist term like PC on anyone or group in America.
(~that's the beauty of the JA trilogy I'd sent; that is, as much as things appear to have changed, they're really still the same. Only the names have changed.)
"Nah, the Isles' p.r. people love the band. That's all my agent cares about. Shocking, huh?"
:o)
Yea-yea, sure am glad I was sitting when I read that.
"After I get done transcribing Beyond the Sea and some god-awful Rod Stewart ballad (no accountin' fer a student's taste) I'm gonna put on some Chester and Lester!"
I can hear John Lennon singing "The sound you make is Muzac to my ears..."
~from the grave. Of course. {g}
Some Chester & Lester is the *perfect* PRx for TSS (Toxic Stewart Syndrome)!
"BTW. What do you think of us getting the #3 al-qaeda dog."
Extremely satisfied.
At least just as sated as when the carload of towlheads were screaming along in their car &, from the rear a cruise missile caught up to 'em. {g}
"Ya think Dashole likes the taste of his shoes?"
By the sound of Dashole's voice?
Dashole probably likes the *taste* of something else a lot better.
...better than shoe leather, anyway.
Oh boy, you bet Sultan.
I *love* Firesign Theater sories almost as much as FT.
~& everyone who'd got a copy of these guys, plays 'em for another person, is almost guaranteed a story.
So yea, I'm looking forward to hearing this, Sultan.
...(sure it's fit to print for this board? :o) )
Whaaaaaat??
Can'tcha use another word than "filibuster," buster?
Try something a *tad* less *trendy*.
Like say, "Draconian," or "Gravitas" for example. Two fine, mainstream words in the English lexicon for you to employ ad nauseum to your little heart's content. Lemme know if ya need any more ideas, OK?
"And by the way: "Selling the Sizzle."
Yer a marketing guy ain't ya'???"
Nope.
Was an Electrical Engineer.
Retired nearly 5 years ago, at 44.
What you're hearing is the result of my once having had an acquaitance; who, was the General Manager of a highly successful Chevrolet dealership.
The guy c/would relieve [you] of *every* gold filling in your mouth -- IF -- [you] weren't careful whenever around 'em. This guy was a "Salesman's Salesman," not, an "order writer"?
Ol' "Mike's" my source of that phrase.
"Yer mention of aforementioned marriage indicates a belief that ya' think I'm somewhat obtuse, but I can STILL smell a music an ad man a mile away!"
Whoaaaaa there, bucko.
You're impling I implied *something* that might not have really been there, y'know.
You're obtuse on some days, acute on others. Yea sure.
But hell's bells, I've never held that against ya.
~and I don't hold grudges, either. (~make note?)
All I meant was that I'm *somewhat* opinionated (you know, "The Pontificator"?) & as such generally so disagreeable &/or irritable we'd [read: that woman & yourself] would most likely be arguing more with each other than tending to the business of keeping these *Black* thread jamokes toeing the line.
See?
I thought you're -- FTD -- the *perfect* person to work in *harmony* with Miss Congeniality. ;^)
"~*sniff*~*sniff*~...YUP, Marketing 101 phrases are wafting in the air! LOL! ;^D."
Ahhhh...I hate to break this to ya, but, I made two KILLER Cajun Blackened New York Strip Steaks last night for my bride & I.
(~was "Fat Tuesday," remember?)
Anyway, the things were heavily coated with a spicey mixture made by the famous New Orleans Chef, Paul Prudhomme.
"So why am I telling you this?" you're wondering, eh?
Well that smell you're smelling?
I *don't* think it's "Marketing 101".
It's *probably* just my flatulence.
Naturally, my apologies, but...
"My ex-wife was in marketing..."
Ex-wife, huh.
Yea well, I guess she saw the *end* to the product's lifespan.
Marketing people can be so flakey & anyone who watches primetime commercials can see that much.
"...no wonder you and I got off to a bad start!"
There.
You're doing it again, Flower Boy.
Seeing things that ain't there.
(~ya didn't read what I'd written [ to you] very carefully now, did ya? I told you what went down & from my POV. What was it, was I too honest?)
"But we're cool, FRiend."
*We're*??
...well I sure am, anyway. {g}
I never said that. I DID say it is nice to know that there are some who have a conscience.
Goldilucky, whch Judge do you think is most likely to be someone that could be bought off? Mud, Sultan, or CM? jla has already given me a thumbs up. Landru will possibly try to Bork my nomination, because of our little spat that we had, so I don't think he's a possibility. heh, heh...
I don't know Sultan or CM. As for Mud, it is possible. As for Landrau, maybe. It depends on where their principles stand on. Not just on impeaching and indicting Boy Wonder but other factors are important as well. Such as where their loyalty stands more on 1) a political party -OR- 2) their Country.
Heh heh heh...MUD
I don't wish to join on a godless commercial law bench. I care to serve a jural society of christian people who acknowledge God in the Courts! In these courts judge wagering does not exist! God does and so does his law and The Word. So count me out too!
Amen to that!!
Yep...just like that!!
MUD
What kinda WOOSIE Patriots would we be if we allowed ourselves to continue to be IGNORED?!! Seriously, Bro, we gotta know some folks who know some folks...let's get on the horn before the next rally!! CAL had a GREAT suggestion at Luigi's...every rally should have a radio station co-sponsor!! Who the heck's gonna be against Rallyin' fer America when OUR young'uns are OVER THERE fightin' fer US!?! But we need to GIT OUT THE WORD!!
Is the 15th of March set in stone?! If so, let's start making the calls...MUD
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