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Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"
The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: death; hussein; liberateirag; saddam
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To: sultan88
We get to do 2 songs right before game time, 2 after the first, and 2 after the second.

Not bad, huh? 6 songs, full pay, prime seats for the game, AND I'm home at 10 o'clock!

Love these gigs.
121 posted on 03/05/2003 8:18:08 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Landru; Mudboy Slim; sultan88; conservativemusician; jla
"I'm sorry, I'm going to recuse myself from sitting with either of those two individuals."
However, I think the two of 'em would be perfect, together. In fact, it's a marriage made in Heaven."

LOL! You can filibuster all ya' want, but yer stuck with me, Landru!

And by the way:

"Selling the Sizzle."

Yer a marketing guy ain't ya'???

Yer mention of aforementioned marriage indicates a belief that ya' think I'm somewhat obtuse, but I can STILL smell a music an ad man a mile away!

~*sniff*~*sniff*~...

YUP, Marketing 101 phrases are wafting in the air! LOL! ;^D.

My ex-wife was in marketing...no wonder you and I got off to a bad start! But we're cool, FRiend.

FRegards

122 posted on 03/05/2003 8:40:18 AM PST by FBD (Marketing Basher Dude)
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To: conservativemusician
"Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!"

HA!!
I'd "Waiting For The Electrician or Someone Like Him" in mind, actually; but, *dwarfs* is pretty good, too. ;^)
Those guys were nuts, weren't they.
Can you just imagine what'd happen IF some of FT's skits were done publically, today?
And think, those guys were considered -- for their time -- to be ultra-leftwing, *enlightened*, & the epitome of political correctness...even though back then?
Even the lamestream mediots wouldn't have DARED to use a Marxist term like PC on anyone or group in America.
(~that's the beauty of the JA trilogy I'd sent; that is, as much as things appear to have changed, they're really still the same. Only the names have changed.)

"Nah, the Isles' p.r. people love the band. That's all my agent cares about. Shocking, huh?"

:o)
Yea-yea, sure am glad I was sitting when I read that.

"After I get done transcribing Beyond the Sea and some god-awful Rod Stewart ballad (no accountin' fer a student's taste) I'm gonna put on some Chester and Lester!"

I can hear John Lennon singing "The sound you make is Muzac to my ears..."
~from the grave. Of course. {g}
Some Chester & Lester is the *perfect* PRx for TSS (Toxic Stewart Syndrome)!

"BTW. What do you think of us getting the #3 al-qaeda dog."

Extremely satisfied.
At least just as sated as when the carload of towlheads were screaming along in their car &, from the rear a cruise missile caught up to 'em. {g}

"Ya think Dashole likes the taste of his shoes?"

By the sound of Dashole's voice?
Dashole probably likes the *taste* of something else a lot better.

...better than shoe leather, anyway.

123 posted on 03/05/2003 10:54:16 AM PST by Landru
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To: sultan88
"Landru, remind to tell you a Firesign Theater story when I get back from the clinic."

Oh boy, you bet Sultan.
I *love* Firesign Theater sories almost as much as FT.
~& everyone who'd got a copy of these guys, plays 'em for another person, is almost guaranteed a story.

So yea, I'm looking forward to hearing this, Sultan.

...(sure it's fit to print for this board? :o) )

124 posted on 03/05/2003 10:58:06 AM PST by Landru
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To: FBD
"LOL! You can filibuster all ya' want, but yer stuck with me, Landru!"

Whaaaaaat??
Can'tcha use another word than "filibuster," buster?
Try something a *tad* less *trendy*.
Like say, "Draconian," or "Gravitas" for example. Two fine, mainstream words in the English lexicon for you to employ ad nauseum to your little heart's content. Lemme know if ya need any more ideas, OK?

"And by the way: "Selling the Sizzle."
Yer a marketing guy ain't ya'???"

Nope.
Was an Electrical Engineer.
Retired nearly 5 years ago, at 44.
What you're hearing is the result of my once having had an acquaitance; who, was the General Manager of a highly successful Chevrolet dealership.
The guy c/would relieve [you] of *every* gold filling in your mouth -- IF -- [you] weren't careful whenever around 'em. This guy was a "Salesman's Salesman," not, an "order writer"?
Ol' "Mike's" my source of that phrase.

"Yer mention of aforementioned marriage indicates a belief that ya' think I'm somewhat obtuse, but I can STILL smell a music an ad man a mile away!"

Whoaaaaa there, bucko.
You're impling I implied *something* that might not have really been there, y'know.
You're obtuse on some days, acute on others. Yea sure.
But hell's bells, I've never held that against ya.
~and I don't hold grudges, either. (~make note?)

All I meant was that I'm *somewhat* opinionated (you know, "The Pontificator"?) & as such generally so disagreeable &/or irritable we'd [read: that woman & yourself] would most likely be arguing more with each other than tending to the business of keeping these *Black* thread jamokes toeing the line.
See?

I thought you're -- FTD -- the *perfect* person to work in *harmony* with Miss Congeniality. ;^)

"~*sniff*~*sniff*~...YUP, Marketing 101 phrases are wafting in the air! LOL! ;^D."

Ahhhh...I hate to break this to ya, but, I made two KILLER Cajun Blackened New York Strip Steaks last night for my bride & I.
(~was "Fat Tuesday," remember?)
Anyway, the things were heavily coated with a spicey mixture made by the famous New Orleans Chef, Paul Prudhomme.
"So why am I telling you this?" you're wondering, eh?
Well that smell you're smelling?
I *don't* think it's "Marketing 101".
It's *probably* just my flatulence.
Naturally, my apologies, but...

"My ex-wife was in marketing..."

Ex-wife, huh.
Yea well, I guess she saw the *end* to the product's lifespan.
Marketing people can be so flakey & anyone who watches primetime commercials can see that much.

"...no wonder you and I got off to a bad start!"

There.
You're doing it again, Flower Boy.
Seeing things that ain't there.
(~ya didn't read what I'd written [ to you] very carefully now, did ya? I told you what went down & from my POV. What was it, was I too honest?)

"But we're cool, FRiend."

*We're*??

...well I sure am, anyway. {g}

125 posted on 03/05/2003 11:38:57 AM PST by Landru
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To: All
Happy FReepDay to...MUD
126 posted on 03/05/2003 3:49:54 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: FBD
Goldilucky seems to believe you are above taking a kickback. I don't think you are, and it's just a matter of price.

I never said that. I DID say it is nice to know that there are some who have a conscience.

Goldilucky, whch Judge do you think is most likely to be someone that could be bought off? Mud, Sultan, or CM? jla has already given me a thumbs up. Landru will possibly try to Bork my nomination, because of our little spat that we had, so I don't think he's a possibility. heh, heh...

I don't know Sultan or CM. As for Mud, it is possible. As for Landrau, maybe. It depends on where their principles stand on. Not just on impeaching and indicting Boy Wonder but other factors are important as well. Such as where their loyalty stands more on 1) a political party -OR- 2) their Country.

127 posted on 03/05/2003 3:51:29 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Landru
HOO's YER daddy NOW?!

Heh heh heh...MUD

128 posted on 03/05/2003 3:51:44 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: Landru
Funny post, sir. I will tell my FT story tomorrow as I am a bit "under the weather" tonight. Meanwhile, I leave you in charge of this thread with conservativemusician and FBD assisting you when (if) you need it.
129 posted on 03/05/2003 3:55:01 PM PST by sultan88 (Holding the fort as MUD recovers from the flu)
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To: sultan88
BTW, since I have moved up to CelebrityJudge status (albeit as an intern), I probably cannot hold the position of wager judge any longer. Would either you or Goldilucky like to join Landru on that lower bench?? And being wager judge can be quite lucrative, if you catch my drift. (wink, wink)

I don't wish to join on a godless commercial law bench. I care to serve a jural society of christian people who acknowledge God in the Courts! In these courts judge wagering does not exist! God does and so does his law and The Word. So count me out too!

130 posted on 03/05/2003 3:58:50 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; FBD; Landru; conservativemusician
Nevermind! The Thread Progenitor has returned to assume control of the procedings.
131 posted on 03/05/2003 4:03:49 PM PST by sultan88
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To: goldilucky
"God does and so does his law and The Word."

Amen to that!!

132 posted on 03/05/2003 4:06:33 PM PST by sultan88
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To: conservativemusician
Some folks NEVER learn...MUD
133 posted on 03/05/2003 4:31:59 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: sultan88
No control necessary, IMHO...MUD
134 posted on 03/05/2003 4:33:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: sultan88
Internship over...yer a full-fledged CelebrityJudge!!

Yep...just like that!!

MUD

135 posted on 03/05/2003 4:34:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: goldilucky
"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!

Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD


1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

136 posted on 03/05/2003 4:37:13 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: sultan88
OOOOPS!! Yer fired...yep, just like that...MUD
137 posted on 03/05/2003 4:38:37 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: sultan88; FBD; BOBTHENAILER; conservativemusician; Landru; jla; MeeknMing; WatchNKorea
"Media Ignore Patriotic Rallies That Draw Thousands"

What kinda WOOSIE Patriots would we be if we allowed ourselves to continue to be IGNORED?!! Seriously, Bro, we gotta know some folks who know some folks...let's get on the horn before the next rally!! CAL had a GREAT suggestion at Luigi's...every rally should have a radio station co-sponsor!! Who the heck's gonna be against Rallyin' fer America when OUR young'uns are OVER THERE fightin' fer US!?! But we need to GIT OUT THE WORD!!

Is the 15th of March set in stone?! If so, let's start making the calls...MUD

138 posted on 03/05/2003 6:29:46 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: sultan88
Dogsick is Right...picked up a bit of the kids' strep, it appears...MUD
139 posted on 03/05/2003 6:31:08 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim signed up 1999-03-05.
140 posted on 03/05/2003 6:40:09 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOVE Terrorists!!")
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