Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.

Hey...hey-ey

Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD

1,041 posted on 03/14/2003 12:07:02 PM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

To: conservativemusician; FBD; Landru; jla; sultan88

"Marchin' on DeeCee!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATS' Clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Spring is here and The Time Is Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Spring is here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back...
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"...
Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band...
Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilClinton/William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

1,042 posted on 03/14/2003 1:49:03 PM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

To: diotima; kristinn; Angelwood; Ligeia; Bob J; Michael G.; Mudcat; FreeTheHostages; LiberteeBell; ...

ATTENTION Old Dominion FReepers!!

On Sunday, the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilClinton/William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

The budding new Old Dominion FReeper Chapter is arranging for permission to erect a booth to allow the 10,000 Rally Attendees to find out what FReepin's all about...please join US at 1:00 pm near the Innsbrook Pavilion with whatever signage or flags you can rustle up!!

It's gonna be a HOOt...MUD So sayeth the word of...MUD

1,043 posted on 03/14/2003 1:56:46 PM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

"Well, about them there fireplace inserts...what do you think about propane-fired, direct-vent units?"

They are fine, nice ambience. Right now, however, propane is running $2.50 a dollar, and until prices come back down (to $1.65 per gal, or so)it's more expensive than electric heat.
Electricity here, costs $0.07 cents per kWh.

Here's a BTU breakdown for each fuel.

1 kWh............................ 3,413 BTU's
1 gallon LP ...................92,500 BTU's
1 Therm. of Nat. Gas .........100,000 BTU'S
1 gallon #2 Fuel oil..........140,000 BTU'S

"I'd prefer to refrain from running gas lines if I can help it, but I wanna allow for some decent local heat gain when these units are in use...if I can disguise the tank aesthetically, do the units make economic sense?

Yer a math whiz, and with the above fuel chart, it should be easy fer ya' to pencil out the cost comparison. Natural gas is almost always the cheapest way to go.
Nat. gas water heaters are .50 cents on the dollar, over electric.

You can't desguise propane tanks by painting a dark color, as they will absorb heat, and expand, and that ain't a good thing. Propane tanks need to be out in the open, for air flow. You can put lattice work around them, or something.

"And are they idiot/tenant proof?"

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.....HOW LONG YOU BEEN A LANDLORD???
Generally speaking, yes. Depends on how big of idiot yer talkin' about. I still don't understand yer objection to Nat Gas, which is stable price wise, volatility wise, etc. (Propane is heavier than air, natural gas has a .60 specific gravity.)

Plus with nat. gas, you won't have tenants callin' you in the middle of the night, sayin, "My pilot light went out, because I was too stoopid to refuel on time, and I ran out."

BTW, what am I gittin' fer all this info. LOL! ;^D

FRegards

1,044 posted on 03/14/2003 3:31:38 PM PST by FBD

To: FBD; goodell70; flicker

Someone take this Disruptor to task, PLEASE. Check out this poster's ("ACROSS") comments!"

Across has been around for awhile. S/he probably thinks people like Goodell70, flicker, and me, who obsess over airplane "accidents" could be Disrupters.

1,045 posted on 03/14/2003 5:19:41 PM PST by sultan88 (Every picture tells a story, don't it?)

1,046 posted on 03/14/2003 5:20:48 PM PST by sultan88 (Every picture tells a story, don't it?)

To: Mudboy Slim; Landru

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok. (but pretty lame) The judge declares the wager is back on!!

1,047 posted on 03/14/2003 5:28:24 PM PST by sultan88 (CelebrityJudge)

So we will save the Patrick Henry event for next year??

1,048 posted on 03/14/2003 5:30:46 PM PST by sultan88 (CelebrityJudge)

I ran across ACROSS on another thread. S/He was calling people rednecks that drive SUV's, putting people down, etc
So I've got a problem with folks like that. When "ACROSS" started calling people kooks on the TWA 800 thread I took him on.
A disrupter!
Yup.

1,049 posted on 03/14/2003 6:42:50 PM PST by FBD

Really, I don't. I don't even read the papers.

1,050 posted on 03/14/2003 6:51:04 PM PST by goldilucky

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.

Ditto!

1,051 posted on 03/14/2003 6:54:18 PM PST by goldilucky

1,052 posted on 03/15/2003 1:54:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

"HOW LONG YOU BEEN A LANDLORD???"

Since '87, with increasing consternation at how ridiculously inept Renters can be...garbage disposals usedta be standard in all my rentals until I realized that renters are incapable of keeping forks from jamming them up and me having to go do the repair, over and over again, now you couldn't pay me enuff to specify a garbage disposal in any property that was not owner-occupied...LOL!! I think you convinced me to go with the natural gas...I was lookin' fer shortcuts, but doing it right is always the best solution.

"what am I gittin' fer all this info."

Future considerations, Dru, future consideration...MUD

1,053 posted on 03/15/2003 2:03:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

LOL...FBD skewled me, didn't he?! And it was by accidental cheating...whatta li'l red dot he is...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

1,054 posted on 03/15/2003 2:07:35 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

To: sultan88; Ligeia; iceskater; jla; Administrative Simplification; maxwell; P8riot

"save the Patrick Henry event for next year??"

I'm still planning on doing both, but we'll haveta see how realistic that's going to be as the week wears on...and I definitely wanna get a RedTable location finalized for a post-Rally/PHspeech pow-wow...MUD

1,055 posted on 03/15/2003 2:11:24 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

To: Mia T; WatchNKorea; Jeff Head

"bill clinton's POLICY: MAKE CERTAIN America was not "the biggest power on the block."

"North Korea doesn't stop doing anything. Then comes 1993. Abruptly, with inspectors hot on their trail, the Kims pull out of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. The reactor at Yongbyon is up and running. The Clinton administration swings into action. By the end of 1994, the Clintonites announce with great fanfare a deal called "the Agreed Framework." The "Agreed Framework" looks suspiciously like the 1985 deal with the Soviets. The U.S. agreed to build two reactors in North Korea. But wait, there was so much more. We also agreed to supply Dear Leader (by this time, Great Leader had died) with fuel oil and food aid. This bribe was, as they used to say on game shows, a package worth something like $4 billion. Bill Clinton celebrated. "North Korea will freeze and then dismantle its nuclear program," he announced in one of the innumerable statements for which history will deride him."

"Then, in 1998, North Korea got scary all over again by launching an intercontinental missile directly over Japan. The United States demanded that the North Koreans allow international inspectors into the country to determine the extent of its nuclear program. The North Koreans said: Fine; pay us $300 million and we'll let the inspectors in. The United States went one better. It didn't hand over the cash. Instead, it sent food aid in a package worth far more than $300 million. Even after this debacle, the Clintonites kept on acting as if their 1994 deal was a good one. "We made a lot of progress with them," the president said on Dec. 28, 2000. "I think it will make the world a much safer place. I feel very good about what we've done."

SHEEEEEESH...whatta MAROOOOOOOOOON!!! Actually, the most STOOOOPID thing about SlickWillie is that he actually believes that Americans believe him!! We'd all be laughing at Klintoon's sorry arse 'cept fer the FACT that Bill Clinton is the Greatest Danger to the Denizens of a FReeWorld since Stalin&Hitler!!

"Now here we are. We know North Korea has at least one nuclear weapon - and that, unchecked, it will be able to make 50 nuclear bombs a year by 2009. Yet influential voices continue to insist that all we need to do is continue to give Dear Leader money - the very money he uses to subsidize his nation's efforts to become a major nuclear power. Hence, Tom Friedman in the New York Times: "When dealing with a heavily armed crazy state like North Korea. . . . All you can do is is shrink its nuclear programs in exchange for food, and expand trade and investment to alleviate some of its abject poverty - so when it does collapse, it does the least damage possible."

In other words, the Left proposes we APPEASE APPEASE APPEASE!!

"North Korea is the perfect object lesson in the failure of appeasement: Without appeasement, it would not be a nuclear power today. And yet the Friedmans of the world keep insisting that appeasement is the only workable strategy. So who's really crazy here? Dear Leader - or the appeasers?"

Any person in the World who supports Bill Clinton and his fellow Tyrants in the United Nations is seriously, clinically, self-DELUSIONAL...William Jefferson Blythe-Clinton is the Bane of all FReeMen and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Great job, per usual, Mia T...MUD

1,056 posted on 03/15/2003 2:26:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

To: MeeknMing; Happygal; MadIvan; AmericanInTokyo; bkwells

"Slick's DemonRATS"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say I'm too BOLD...
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, Left can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

FReegards...MUD

16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)

1,057 posted on 03/15/2003 2:41:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

"I don't even read the papers."

Actually, I almost ALWAYS read the sports pages, and from the mid-80's to the mid-90's I usedta read the Richmond Times-Dispatch Editorial and Op/Ed pages every single day without fail, and I learned a lot, despite seeing the lies that were being intermixed with the truth. Since I discovered the Net, reading the newspaper is something I mostly save fer the john...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

1,058 posted on 03/15/2003 2:45:07 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

To: FBD; conservativemusician; Happygal; Landru; stand watie; AppyPappy; YaYa123

"Linda"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")

Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight,
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!

Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you...
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!

Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name...
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.

Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you!
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!

Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you...
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.

Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba...
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!

Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us.
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!

Mudboy Slim

Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim

1,059 posted on 03/15/2003 3:02:39 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

Thanks fer THE LINK...MUD

1,060 posted on 03/15/2003 3:13:01 AM PST by Mudboy Slim ("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")

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