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"Linda"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")

Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight,
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for their WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!

Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you...
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!

Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name...
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Soc'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.

Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you!
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!

Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you...
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Leftists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.

Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba...
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!

Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us.
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!

Mudboy Slim

Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim