[Liz]

Well he was the forty-second President in 1993-2001, and he was born and is married to Hillary Rodham Clinton.
That much is right. All of the rest is debatable.

[College Repub]

Doesn't say why he didn't finish Oxford.

[Vaduz]

He also knows more dead people than any other president and stated he could not father a child.

[The Great RJ]

How about including that he publically lied to the nation about his "indiscretions" with an intern--"I didn't have sex with--etc. etc." and only when confronted with the stained dress did he admit his "indiscretions."

Bill Clinton was also famous for parsing the meaning of the word "is" and whether having oral sex is really having sex. His revelation that oral sex isn't really sex has now served as a model for children as young as 12 to start having oral sex.

This man is slime and history will judge him as that regardless of how his apologists try to sugar coat his behavior.

[arly]

Can someone hand me a pair of Hip Waders and a Shovel!...

[TommyDale]

This bears a remarkable resemblence to a well-embellished resume...In other words, rewriting around all the negatives on this low-life puke of a human being into a nice sounding description. Of course, there is no truth whatsoever in the document. Bill Clinton's real last name isn't even Clinton. He really didn't know for sure who his father was.

[Two-Bits]

"unprecedented popular approval ratings for his job as president.

Well "W" proved that comment incorrect.....

[mountaineer]

Who is Bill Clinton's father?

[Uncle George]

Jesus said of him: He is "AUTHOR of all lies". Nothing else can be added.

[AdA$tra]

Find the lies

If his lips are moving, he is most likly lying.

[janetgreen]

led him to enter a life of public service.

It should read: led him to enter a life of feeding at the public trough.

[BradyLS]

Well, I woulda bracketed "married" in that bio the way I just did-- in quotation marks!

[punster]

They did not mention the warning to not bend over to pick up the soap in the shower when Bill Clinton is in the same city. I repeat, Do not bend over in the shower to pick up the soap, when Bill Clinton is in the same city.

[Brian Allen]

<< William J. Blythe .....
Born August 19 1946 in Hot Springs, Arkansas ..... >>

First lies.

[That'll do -- enough already]

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

Who wrote this load of crap? Carville? Or was it the impeached creep himself?

It leaves out the fact Osama bin Laden spent eight years training a worldwide network of terrorists, thanks to the fact Bubba declined Sudan's offer to extradite the terrorist mastermind to us.

Also left out all the 1990s corporate corruption we're only finding out about now, the 1990s North Korean lies we're only finding out about now, illegal campaign contributions from China and Indonesia, the mishandled Waco siege, the Elian Gonzalez machine-gun raid, the rape of Juanita Broaddrick, the assault of Kathleen Willey and company, skyrocketing drug use by the nation's children, the abuse of White House travel-office employees, the creep's own perjury and obstruction of justice, the 1999 pardons for FALN terrorists and the 2001 pardons for some of the biggest dirtbags to ever walk the face of the earth - one of them being the creep's own brother (who was arrested again just a few days after being pardoned).

I'm sure it was a good read for anyone wearing kneepads. However, it wouldn't survive for a second in the no-spin zone. I'm just glad it's the White House Archives and not the White House TODAY.

Voters gave Ronald Reagan a third term by voting overwhelmingly for his hand-picked Veep. The same cannot be said about bill clinton. Even voters in clinton's home state and gore's home state JUST SAID NO to more White House lies and corruption.

[HighWheeler]

"After the failure in his second year..."

They forgot to increment this to include the other 7 years.

[ReleaseTheHounds]

The encounter led him to enter a life of public service.

How about: "The encounter led him to enter a life on the public dole and a life of total debauchery... Allegations of rape went unanswered... Allegations of sexual abuse were settled for $850,000."

[ChadGore]

If Osama was an intern, clinton would have nailed him.

[Fiddlstix]

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[SAMWolf]

He's a swine. A vulgar little maggot. A worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet he couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He's a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with him. He's a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. He's a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. He's a jerk, a cad, a weasel. His life is a monument to stupidity. He's a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

He's a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying his alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired him and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as him. He's are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of him.

He has all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid him. He's vile, worthless, less than nothing. He's a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.

He's a snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick him up, drive its beak into his brain, and upon finding it rancid set him loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of his ignoble blood.

May he choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of his own trite, foolish beliefs. He's grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. He's foul and disgusting. He's a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on him. Even sheep won't have sex with him.

He's unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning does he expect his delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion have to us? What fantasy does he hold that he would believe that his tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

He's a waste of flesh. He's ridiculous and obnoxious. He's the moral equivalent of a leech. He's a living emptiness, a meaningless void. He's sour and senile. He's a disease, a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day he's a half-wit. He reminds me of drool.

He's deficient in all that lends character. He has the personality of wallpaper. He's dank and filthy. He's asinine and benighted. He's the source of all unpleasantness. He spreads misery and sorrow wherever he goes. He's a smarmy lagerlout git. He's a clouted boggish foot-licking twit.

He's a fiend and a coward. He's a degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing he exists. I despise everything about him, and I wish he would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid he is. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. He's trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. He emits more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be that stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

I don't have enough strength left to deride his ignorant, half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of his drivel.

[FBD]

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