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Hooters is ready to say it: 'Fly me'
USA Today ^
| 02/27/2003
| Craig Wilson
Posted on 02/28/2003 9:42:21 AM PST by SW6906
Edited on 04/13/2004 1:40:23 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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No longer do you have to go to a Hooters restaurant to see your favorite Hooters gal. Now she's taking her tank-top talents to the sky.
Hooters Air begins flying Thursday, when it will make its inaugural flight from Atlanta to Myrtle Beach, S.C. One-way tickets are $129 (slightly more than competitors' average fares) whether you buy six minutes or six weeks before departure, a perk Hooters hopes will lure the last-minute golfer. A $99 introductory fare is available through April 6.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Georgia; US: South Carolina
KEYWORDS: dontcallmeshirley; hooters; roger
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Book your flights today!
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:42:21 AM PST
by
SW6906
To: SW6906
"In case of an emergency, your flight attendant can also be used as a flotation device".
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:43:58 AM PST
by
Wolfie
To: cmsgop
Thought you might be interested in this.....
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:44:27 AM PST
by
SW6906
To: Wolfie
LOL!
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:45:06 AM PST
by
SW6906
To: SW6906
Why can't they simply train Hooters girls as flight attendants?
I wouldn't think putting them through a flight attendant course would be that difficult, and otherwise I think there would be endless friction between the girls and attendants.
D
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:45:42 AM PST
by
daviddennis
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To: daviddennis
...I think there would be endless friction between the girls and attendants. We can only hope! (Ummmmm....friction....)
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:46:53 AM PST
by
Wolfie
To: Wolfie
Dang! You beat me to it.
To: Wolfie
"In case of an emergency, your flight attendant can also be used as a flotation device". Ding, ding, ding! We have a WINNER! I literally "LOL"ed at that one, that was good. hehe
To: SW6906
Along with the two black box's on board, there will also be blonde box's, and maybe even a red box
To: SW6906
Pray for turbulance!
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:54:58 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(Ad Astra!)
To: SW6906
"They're not going to be carrying the deacons of the Baptist Church anytime soon, but that's OK."My city councilman is a Baptist Deacon and two of the last three times we had lunch together it was at a Hooters!
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posted on
02/28/2003 9:57:15 AM PST
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(Compassionate Conservative Curmudgeon)
To: KevinDavis
Another satisfied flying customer is shown to his seat by the cabin crew after handing over his credit history and bank statements to the TSA.
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posted on
02/28/2003 10:00:02 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(Gunner, Target!)
To: TADSLOS
I see plenty of flotation devices. </sexism>
To: Lance Romance
What are the noses of the planes going to look like?
To: gov_bean_ counter
What are the noses of the planes going to look like? Depends on the outside temperature.
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posted on
02/28/2003 10:08:01 AM PST
by
Wolfie
To: gov_bean_ counter
What are the noses of the planes going to look like?
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posted on
02/28/2003 10:08:37 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(Gunner, Target!)
To: SW6906
"At the end of the flight please return your Hooters girl to her full upright position."
To: SW6906
I'll take two pickets to Tittsburg please.
To: SW6906
Is "Fly Me" still protected in any copyright sense to the old National Airlines?
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posted on
02/28/2003 10:24:28 AM PST
by
onedoug
To: KevinDavis
I can see somebody else watched "Airplane" too many times.
That scene where the turbulence was causing the jell-o to jiggle that then panned back to the girl who was trying to eat it...
Shalom.
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posted on
02/28/2003 10:28:43 AM PST
by
ArGee
(I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man... - Gandalf)
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