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Interesting. Today I cooked green eggs and ham.

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Here's a shopping tip: Always check the lids/seals on whatever you put in your cart before buying it.

Ya know those wonderful smoked almonds that Walmart sells. I bought 3 cans one time, came home, and found that the seals underneath the plastic lids had been broken on 2 of them. So without checking first, I had no way of knowing that some low-down good-for-nothing freeloading rap-listening pants-falling-down stinky skateboarding bed-head spoiled lazy-parented spelling-challenged future Democrat punk had been sneaking free samples at the store.