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Don't laugh at duct tape; it saves lives
Houston Chronicle ^ | February 23, 2003 | ERIC MAY

Posted on 02/23/2003 1:16:43 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

As we poise to attack Iraq, our military leaders worry that our forces will have to survive and function on the "dirty battlefield" of chemical and biological contaminants. They are preparing for that worst-case scenario, which is the best thing to do.

Here at home, on the other hand, I'm afraid that too many of us are expecting the best-case scenario -- that we will be untouched -- which is the worst thing to do. We are negligent in our civil defense.

Take the duct tape squabble as an example. Earlier this month, the Bush administration heightened the nation's alert status, and gave the specific advice that citizens have emergency supplies, including duct tape and plastic sheeting, in the event of possible chemical or biological attacks on American soil.

Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle, more concerned with the war for the presidency in 2004 than the war for Iraq in 2003, mocked the administration's ineptitude, saying that it would have to do better than duct tape to protect the American people.

Daschle is wrong. One of the first tricks of survival in a contaminated environment is to seal up a room with duct tape and plastic, breathing the ample inside air until the wind-borne contaminants outside have dissipated.

Dismissing Daschle's argument, I went down to a local hardware store to get supplies a few days ago, only to learn that he had already influenced many shoppers. Duct tape and plastic sheets in hand, I asked the checkout clerk how many people were stocking up on the items. "Not many," she replied. "Duct tape won't work."

From the back of the checkout line I explained why duct tape would work. To most of the shoppers in earshot, this seemed to be welcome news. Several of them went back to the shelves for their supplies. The hardware store made a handful of dollars in profit, and a handful of people made purchases that could save their lives.

Now is the time for all wise people to come to the aid of themselves. Civil defense, like all forms of self-defense, is an unpleasant concept. It demands that we accept our own stated reason for going to war: There are evil people in the world who hate and seek to harm us with weapons of mass destruction. We are in a war with terrorists -- and terrorists are in a war with us. Not just with our service personnel, intelligence agencies and police forces; not just with citizens of our political and financial capitals, but with all of us. Terrorists deal in terrifying deeds. They know that a thousand civilian casualties in America are more devastating to the nation's morale than a thousand U.S. military casualties in Iraq, and may well be easier to inflict.

The Houston area is unquestionably among the top homeland targets for agents of evil. Consider:

·We are the nation's fourth most populous city.

·We're the home of the Johnson Space Center.

·Several members of the Bush family, hated throughout the Middle East, live here.

· Our petrochemicals/refinery complex is the nation's largest.

·Our climate is conducive to maximizing the effects of a chemical attack.

When I was a general staff officer we routinely envisioned worst-case scenarios to test our preparedness. Let's use one for ourselves:

Early one morning there is a massive explosion in the petrochemical belt along our Ship Channel. Lethal gases, similar to the ones released in the catastrophe of Bhopal, India, erupt into the atmosphere. An early morning inversion temperature gradient -- our climatic norm -- keeps the toxic clouds on the ground, while gentle southeasterly breezes blow it northwest into the area inside Loop 610, where our population is most dense. It may reach beyond that. In any case, the toxins would not dissipate until the afternoon, when our atmospheric conditions usually cause ground air to rise.

If anyone thinks that my scenario may give the bad guys ideas they haven't already had, think again. Terrorists like the ones who simultaneously hijacked four planes and turned them into missiles are smart enough to think of blowing up toxic factories in populous areas.

They are constantly thinking of the bad things they can do to us, and we'd better start thinking about them ourselves. Oh, and don't snicker about duct tape. It could save your life.

May, a Houston-based writer, is a former Army Chemical Corps instructor of nuclear, biological and chemical warfare.


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1 posted on 02/23/2003 1:16:43 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Having lived in the Houston & Deer Park area, Eric May knows what he speaks of-- Houston, all of Texas' larger cities and nuke plants are high on the terrorists' list. We can just hope they don't get the chance to do their dirty work.
2 posted on 02/23/2003 1:47:57 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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We've lived in Houston too and still have family there. I say it's smart to be prepared. I'd rather have and use the plastic and tape, than wonder why I believed naysayers, like the media and Daschle who have an agenda. Their amusement with the tape and plastic makes me sick. There is no bottom to the pit they inhabit.
3 posted on 02/23/2003 2:12:32 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Bump from Chicago
4 posted on 02/23/2003 2:12:48 AM PST by JustPiper
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To: JustPiper
Bump from Silver Spring, MD.
5 posted on 02/23/2003 2:15:28 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Very true, my dear.

Also, duct tape makes a very good bandage.

6 posted on 02/23/2003 2:37:30 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I had to explain this at my sister's card club the other night. They had paid too much attention to the DJ's and comedians and had, of course, not purchased any. My sister said "I suppose you went right out and bought some."

I said I had had it for over a year, and it is what the Israelis are doing. Of course, they all laughed at me and made comments like "It won't do any good" or ""Am I supposed to seal my car?"

I gave up. Hopefully, since most of them live in the suburbs or in rural areas they won't need it.

In my opinion, Daschle is risking costing Americans their lives with his political opportunism.

7 posted on 02/23/2003 2:42:46 AM PST by Miss Marple
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To: sonofatpatcher2
Duct tape makes excellent bandage. Also can be used to hold a splint in place.
8 posted on 02/23/2003 2:51:50 AM PST by Judith Anne (This space for office use only.)
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To: Miss Marple
In my opinion, Daschle is risking costing Americans their lives with his political opportunism.

Just what we all would expect. The Left is hinging their comeback on the loss of American lives. With their resistence to a united U.S. front, they are aiding and abetting the enemy for self gain - lowest of the low.

9 posted on 02/23/2003 2:52:03 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Judith Anne; sonofatpatcher2
Also can be used to hold a splint in place.

I guess it would be good to hold irresponsible mouths shut too.

10 posted on 02/23/2003 2:54:10 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Re: I guess it would be good to hold irresponsible mouths shut too.

Maybe an ample supply should be sent to the Grammies!

11 posted on 02/23/2003 2:58:20 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I guess it would be good to hold irresponsible mouths shut too.

I only wish.

12 posted on 02/23/2003 3:02:09 AM PST by Judith Anne (This space for office use only.)
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To: sonofatpatcher2
Grammies!

Where the brainless assemble to preen.

13 posted on 02/23/2003 3:06:59 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Duct tape saved my life

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7450/tape.html
14 posted on 02/23/2003 3:08:27 AM PST by listenhillary (Bill&Hillary - responsible for the largest increase in conservatives in history)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
"I recently had defibrillation training (you know the keen little machine that can save lives) and learned that the defibrillator pads might not stick to a hairy chest. Duct tape to the rescue!!!! Grab the duct tape, stick it on the chest hair and then rip it off, and then go going to save the person’s life!!!!! I am in the environmental protection business, and we use duct tape to seal our tyvek suits and full face air filters!!!!"--- Reggie from PA

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/diner/diner.html
15 posted on 02/23/2003 3:15:45 AM PST by listenhillary (Bill&Hillary - responsible for the largest increase in conservatives in history)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Duct tape is like the Force in Star Wars; it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.
16 posted on 02/23/2003 3:18:01 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Scotty Moore when we need him most?)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Duct tape saves young (drunk) mans life

Drunk Helper I may well have saved my roomate's life w/ducttape -- BY TYING HIM UP. The dude was drunk as a skunk, man, and he went to take the car for a joyride. Both myself and our other roomate, Kyle, tried to reason with him and explain that he and others were in real danger if he drove the car drunk. He was unwilling to listen, and really wanted to get to his girlfriend's apartment that night -- so he tried to dodge us and take off anyway. We physically restrained him for a minute and then realized that we both needed to be somewhere and couldn't fight with this dude all night. We were about to give up on him, when Kyle noticed a large roll of heavy duty ducttape right on our fridge. Within ten minutes we had him duct taped real good to a kitchen chair. If anyone EVER wondered about the strength of ducttape against a wild criminal mind on a bender -- FEAR NOT. With multiple layers of the tape holding him in the char, even this dude was absolutely stuck. Cruel? I don't know -- I'm still convinced we saved his butt. --- Peter
17 posted on 02/23/2003 3:21:04 AM PST by listenhillary (Bill&Hillary - responsible for the largest increase in conservatives in history)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
When I was a general staff officer we routinely envisioned worst-case scenarios to test our preparedness.

But sir, (addressing Mr. May) did you actually conduct tests of these materials to see if they really could hold off those noxious fumes?

foreverfree

18 posted on 02/23/2003 3:21:34 AM PST by foreverfree
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Re: Where the brainless assemble to preen.

And assembly is required, batteries not included!

19 posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:41 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Re: Duct tape is like the Force in Star Wars; it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.

And it is a bitch to pull off...

20 posted on 02/23/2003 3:30:24 AM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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