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HILLARIOUS CLASSIC T.V. -- CUTE AND SMART 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL DISSES CLINTON
ABC television -- America's Funniest Videos | 1-22-03 | dfu

Posted on 02/22/2003 7:55:31 AM PST by doug from upland

I hardly ever watch television, but I join Mrs. DFU on Friday night in watching the funniest program ever on television -- America's Funniest Videos (AFV). The show really does make you laugh out loud.

Last night a proud dad was with his cute little girl whom I would estimate to be about 4 years old. She was amazing. Just after the host asked college students to name the VP...couldn't do it...the Sec. of State...couldn't do it...the Speaker of the House...couldn't do it --- the host showed the video of the little girl.

Dad: who is the president?
Girl: George Bush

Dad: who is the vice president?
Girl: Dick Cheney

Dad: who is the sec. of defense?
Girl: Donald Rumsfeld

Dad: who is the sec. of state?
Girl: Colin Powell

Dad: who is the head of the FBI?
Girl: Robert Mueller

Dad: who is the head of the CIA?
Girl: George Tenet

Dad: who is the national security advisor?
Girl: Condoleezza Rice

Dad: who is Bill Clinton?
Girl: a jerk!


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: afv; clinton; hashimpegged; jerk; knowsherstuff; rapist; sinkmaster; smartkid; television
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1 posted on 02/22/2003 7:55:32 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
A very smart girl!
If she doesn't get ruined by public school,
She will be a great asset to Anerica.
2 posted on 02/22/2003 7:59:59 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Anything from ABCNNBCBS is suspect!)
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To: doug from upland
"... From the mouths of babes come gems" (or something like that).

Thanks for sharing!! I'll have to start watching that again! I thought those were reruns from years ago!

g

3 posted on 02/22/2003 8:00:25 AM PST by Geezerette (... but young at heart!)
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To: doug from upland
Very funny. You can be sure her dad's a conservative.
4 posted on 02/22/2003 8:02:34 AM PST by BunnySlippers
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To: doug from upland
LOL. Most enjoyable. She has a fine Dad.
5 posted on 02/22/2003 8:04:14 AM PST by Bahbah (Pray for our Troops)
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To: doug from upland
What a smart little girl! I know my kid was 4 when he'd come and tell me that liar (Clinton) was on television again and once asked me if the movie Liar Liar was about Bill Clinton.
6 posted on 02/22/2003 8:07:27 AM PST by FITZ
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To: doug from upland
Sounds good. : ) My son picked up more from my talk radio than I knew. He was about six when he said, "Mom, did you hear what Clinton said? Of course, since Clinton said it, I knew it was a lie."
7 posted on 02/22/2003 8:09:56 AM PST by Politicalmom
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To: Politicalmom
That's a great anecdote!
8 posted on 02/22/2003 8:12:17 AM PST by doug from upland (Good news: Osama, the 72 virgins are waiting; Bad news: unfortunately, you won't see them.)
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To: doug from upland; ALOHA RONNIE; kattracks; Travis McGee; Howlin; Alamo-Girl; buffyt; lawgirl
Amusement Break/ or as we say up here in Garage Logic, a RAY OF HOPE!






9 posted on 02/22/2003 8:24:48 AM PST by Paul Ross (From the State Looking Forward to Global Warming! Let's Drown France!)
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Another report from DoughtyOne...
America's Funniest Video - Clinton Mentioned (must see/hear this)
10 posted on 02/22/2003 8:49:17 AM PST by CounterCounterCulture (If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)
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To: evilpenguin
Well, well, well.

I see another new member is on board. Terry must have ok'd overtime for the weekend!

Tread carefully, evil penguin. The Lord of Zot has an itchy trigger finger.

12 posted on 02/22/2003 9:34:24 AM PST by Miss Marple
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To: doug from upland
Love it.....:)

"Out of the mouths of babes........."

13 posted on 02/22/2003 9:36:44 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: Miss Marple
LOL! It sounds like that Daddy is training his little girl up right! I am sorry I missed that!
14 posted on 02/22/2003 9:47:12 AM PST by Lauratealeaf (Zot is gonna get ya if ya don't watch out!)
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To: Paul Ross
Bump!
15 posted on 02/22/2003 9:50:15 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Paul Ross
I saw it, the girl was BRILLIANT, not reading. She just knew them all cold, no hesitation.
16 posted on 02/22/2003 10:00:14 AM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: Travis McGee
PS, she also named Ridge and Ashcroft, not just the ones DFU remembered.
17 posted on 02/22/2003 10:02:06 AM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: Travis McGee
Thanks for reminding me. Yes, she also did get Ridge and Ashcroft.
18 posted on 02/22/2003 10:46:22 AM PST by doug from upland (Good news: Osama, the 72 virgins are waiting; Bad news: unfortunately, you won't see them.)
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To: doug from upland
Bump for those who missed this.
19 posted on 02/22/2003 2:14:21 PM PST by listenhillary (Axis of Weasels = saddams' rump swabs)
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To: doug from upland
Bump for those who missed this.
20 posted on 02/22/2003 2:14:34 PM PST by listenhillary (Axis of Weasels = saddams' rump swabs)
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