AFV's Conservative Little Girl Gets Big Laugh

AFV(America's Funniest Videos) | 02-21-03 | TXBubba

[TXBubba]

Did anyone else happen to see the AFV video tonight of the little girl who knew her government officials?

After asking the audience such mentally challenging questions as "Who is the Vice-President?", "Who is the Secretary of State?", "Who is the Speaker of the House?" and "Who is the leader of the Senate?" and getting totally blank looks on the faces of the average American they showed a video of a little girl.

Her Dad (who I swear must be a Freeper!) was asking her the same questions. She must have been six or seven years old. He would ask who is "title" and she answered for the ENTIRE cabinet. He then asked her "Who is the first lady?" and she responded with her own name. The audience "ahhhhheed" and then he asked her "Who is Bill Clinton?" and she said "A Jerk". It got a really good laugh and both my hubby and I roared. Our little boy wanted to know what was so funny. After we told him the little girl knew her stuff he wanted to know why it was funny if it was true? Another good laugh there.

[TXBubba]

Just had to share this. Thought it was great they showed it.

[TXBubba]

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[MTRatt]

My family saw it! I can't believe they let that on the air. There is hope.

How about those college kids? I wonder how many of them were out protesting recently. Incredible.

[Faith]

Great story! We keep a picture of President Bush on our refrigerator. One of the first names our two-year-old grandson learned to say was George Bush because I would always point to the picture and say his name. He also identifies Rush Limbaugh's voice as soon as his program comes on. Can't start them too young.

[goodnesswins]

This sounds great...and it's on in 10 minutes!!!

[Auntie Mame]

My daughter used to watch this show in her room, waaaay down the hall, and I could hear her all the way out in the living room just laughing her head off. I just called her to tell her to watch it. Thanks for the heads up.

[Prerunner]

That was so funny!

[TXBubba]

We had two hours of AFV tonight. It was in the second hour. Just in case you only have one. Wish I could remember the opening of the show to let you know which one you are watching.

[MileHi]

That was grrrrrreat! My 12 yo son laughe and said "dad, dd you hear that?"

LOL!

[Lancey Howard]

No way did this little girl learn any of this in a government school.
Ironic, isn't it?

[TXBubba]

That reminds me of something our son did during the 2000 election. We had been Freeping at the Governor's Mansion here in Austin (met my first Freeper friends there)and, of course, he had been hearing a lot of talk. One day he gets mad at me (he was only 3 at the time) and looks at me and goes.."You're you're you're just a Democrat!". I had to leave the room to keep from exploding with laughter.

[MileHi]

Sheesh, I can't type...

[Slyfox]

I busted a gut on that one.

Reminds me of a friend of mine who works as an EMT. In 1996, they went to pick up an older woman at her apartment. They asked her what day it was and she didn't know. They asked her where she was and she didn't seem to know. And then, they asked her who the president was and she got an extremely angry look on her face and said, "I HATE that man."

She didn't know where the hell she was but she knew that she hated Bill Clinton.

[freedom9]

I saw it.
She was much younger than 7-8
My guess is she was three or four
That's one smart little girl

[TXBubba]

I think you are correct. After I posted I got to thinking that she did sound younger. It went by so quick and I got such a good laugh that I really couldn't remember. But 3 or 4 would fit better. Thanks.

[jbstrick]

We saw it here also. It was truly a classic moment. I wish I had recorded it.

[ErnBatavia]

Reminds me of when I was all prepped on the operating table, right before "going under" (hernia - relatively minor stuff...)and the nurse asked me if I'd voted yet; I told her I'd done it absentee since it was 6:30 a.m. We both agreed, right before I got the nitey-nite stuff that Bush was the guy we wanted.....only it was Bush One ('92 election).

I'll never forget late that painful night when Clinton won, I hurt too much to get up to pee, and all the media screws gloated their slimy asses off, I hurt too much to sleep, and got it all topped off with Letterman having Sam Donaldson as his guest laughing his butt off telling the nation how "we all knew the economy was getting better but it was too close to the election to put it on the news".......I almost blew my surgical mesh!

[Samwise]

So here's my little girl story. My mother-in-law and brother-in-law were playing a board game with my husband and daughter. Mother-in-law said she couldn't think of any clues to get people to guess her subject. Samwise Junior reads grandma's card and says, "That's easy...Hildebeest." Grandma let into poor Samwise Junior for saying that. Hubby and his brother are dying laughing. Uncle cries "But she's right!" I think the steam is still coming out of my mother-in-law's ears.

[Kryptonite]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Every FReeper should have a video file of that when it becomes available. That little girl - I'd say 4 years old - rattled off the names of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft, Tom Ridge, Condeleeza Rice, Andy Card, and George Tenet (Tenent?) - I believe in that order, and she knew them by their titles. Oh she mentioned one more guy - the only one I didn't know myself - George Mueller, FBI Director.

And then she was aked: "Who is bill clinton?" "A jerk!" BWAHAHAHA

That was one smart little girl, and her folks must be proud. Heck, I was proud of her.

The comments here are great too. No, she wouldn't learn that in gubmint school (even if she was old enough), and it's just a coincidence, but I was teaching my own 4 year old about Rush Limbaugh today. (He already knows George and Laura Bush.)

[CyberAnt]

And ... if any liberal was honest with himself after viewing that laugh about x42 - realizing x42 is a liability and not an asset to the DNC any more, then there might be some hope.

Only when the liberals admit the truth about x42 will they return to their roots and become patriotic democrats again - instead of the greedy, power hungry, evil, liars they now are.