When reporting disturbing trends, please be thorough and accurate.
Did the socks match, or one each of two pairs?
It was one each of two pairs!
Further, in order to comply with the full disclosure policy now in effect I report that four Sam Adams and half a liter of Vodka mysteriously disappeared from the kitchen yesterday during the level 3 snow emergency.
After repeated questioning of me by Mrs. Dawgg I have not been able to shed any new info on this matter.
The only other fact (which may or may not have bearing on this incident) I can relate is I woke up this morning with a severe case of cotton mouth and a slight headache.
My theory is either Aliens or Hillary Clinton are involved.
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