So what happened on Joe Millionaire, any big secrets?

Fox TV, I guess ^ | 2/17/03 | A. Millionaire(as far as you know)

[Diddle E. Squat]

So what happened? Any stunning secrets? Dissappointing, shocking, or good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, its stupid and meaningless, TV will destroy the Roman Empire, etc., save us the speeches. Yes TV has never been the same since Greg Kinnear left Talk Soup(though I thought Monkey Boy had his moments).

I just wanna know what happened.

[Diplomat]

Good point. It surprised me that she admitted it on camera. No wonder joe was in such a hurry to get into the forest. Butler had a couple funny lines.

I still liked Allison best, he was just too stupid for her.

[Dark Knight]

If this is totally faked, then "Joe Millionaire" is rivalling Dustin Hoffmann for his part in Rain Man. He is a true brick. But his story is whacked out. $19,000 a year in construction? Driving earth moving anything? Only if he works 5 hours a week. He went to Paris to model underwear, and other stuff, and then left before he had his "big break". And the Sarah pictures that Sarah had (shown dutifully by freepers) was so awful, that I could not see it as even the most silly of the fetish stuff. More like some producers made up a web site after taking a couple of silly pictures with duct tape. Everyone fully clothed. That was a bondage film career? Zora, a 29 year old substitute teacher? When was she going to get some credentials.

This was, in all probability a bunch of Fox producers, putting the call out for friends to solicit friends, and they all got their time on national TV. Sarah, Zora and Joe may be able to make more of it. The producers will milk this one for everything it is worth. But I think most of it was one of those inbred Network things where everyone involved is no more than two degrees of separation from each other. How much everyone knew and when, who cares?

Hey, isn't it easier to give a million to a friend when you can deduct it as an expense?

DK

But I did watch, and I do think that some of the girls did not have a clue either. I don't think Evan is capable of knowing anything.

[AF_Blue]

Speaking of Zora, I wonder how much coercion Fox used to get her to come back to the salon. Agree that she's too good for him.

As an aside, did anyone notice that Sarah took her purse and coat with her when she left her room to meet Evan? I found that to be strange. She wasn't carrying it when she entered the saoln, though.

Jeez. I'm sitting up at 12:55 in the morning discussing reality TV. I have to get up at 5:00 for work. No brain intervention going on here.

[pbear8]

Speaking of Zora, I wonder how much coercion Fox used to get her to come back to the salon.

I was wondering that too. Now go to sleep.

[vikingchick]

Yeah, who knows what the truth is to any of it? I'll admit it was amusing while it lasted.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Well hes gonna use his big cash to get a sex change because after being exposed to all those fun loving women he wants to be one to !

[stlnative]

As an aside, did anyone notice that Sarah took her purse and coat with her when she left her room to meet Evan? I found that to be strange. She wasn't carrying it when she entered the saoln, though.

I think she carried it down with her because she likes to smoke and was not allowed to smoke indoors. I thought I saw her carry into the room with her, but I might be wrong. But I did find it odd that she brought her purse along with the coat, why not put here cigs in her coat pocket?????

[JudyB1938]

Maybe one of you can help me. I've searched and searched the web, but can find nothing. Do you know what happened to THE ATOMIC BLOND who wrestled at the same time as Leroy McGuirk and Georgeous George (the original)?

[fightinJAG]

You're right, the meeting in the ballroom was romantic due to the apparently real emotions both Him and Her were feeling.

It wasn't the worst reality show in the world. I could watch a few minutes at a time.

But TONIGHT: AMERICAN IDOL, yeah!

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

It was entertainment and I liked the ending. Like every movie shown in the theater, this show was fiction and everybody participating, including the audience, knew it was a con. So what?

I liked the ending to Beauty and the Beast, too, and it was just animated characters.

[flying Elvis]

What ever happened to skunk boy on talk soup?

[sparkomatic]

You sure about the Lewinsky? I watched and thought she hinted at the "deed", but wasn't sure.

[ResistorSister]

Sarah was speaking to Melissa in whispers...she was whispering about doing something with Evan...and the ramifications of the something she did.

Then...she brought(a pair of rolled socks?) that she held in her hand, up to her face and she hit it against her mouth. I thought she was making her point clear about the something she did...at least I thought I understood what she was talking about.

[sparkomatic]

I saw that, but was watching with my wife and daughter. I was fairly confident that's what she meant but I kept my mouth shut.
Did the sock incident occur in the hotel or in the garden?
I wonder if Bondage Sarah is the only one. I think that Melissa was putting the moves on him, too.

[ResistorSister]

I don't know where it happened. But it was clear from her sign language that it did happen.

As far as Melissa is concerned. On their last date...Evan said something about being a leg man. When heard him say that...I started laughing and said to my husband, "I'm surprised she isn't throwing her legs up on the table."

About 5-minutes later we saw them sitting on a couch...and she had herself all over the guy...then she pulled her dress up to her hips and said something like, "So you like legs?"

I started laughing again...and told my husband that she was ready and willing. But who knows what really happened.

[alisasny]

As an aside, did anyone notice that Sarah took her purse and coat with her when she left her room to meet Evan? I found that to be strange. She wasn't carrying it when she entered the saoln, though.

A lot of last nights editing was old footage. I though several times that it was footage from the week when they went on their airplane dates. The editing was just awful and redundant. My favorite was last week when Sarah admitted that she could change JOE. That guy is so dumb its just incredible he has made it this far in his life.

[HELLRAISER II]

I'm here, i'm glad he picked Zora. She was a lady in my opinion, not a little bitchy, money grubbing slut like the Slurp, slurp, gulp, Bondage woman. However being a man I must admit that she did appeal to my more wild side, but in the end she wouldn't if I was looking for a long lasting relationship with a woman. Which I believe Evan was looking for in the end, looking back though I believe Evan already had a taste of the Bondage woman (or maybe it was the other way around).

[ofMagog]

Pro wrestling is fake.

Shame should run down your leg and squish in your shoes! I can't believe a gentleman like you would ruin the only fun of so many double digit IQed people. For shame!

Monday was the first day of the weekly six night tour around the local circuit for the 'rasslers where I was raised. I'd cut school early and go watch them go through the routines they would use that night and repeat ver batim each night in the other cities on the road. During the performance I sold popcorn or soft drinks.

It was beauitiful. The "ring master," for want of a better term, would stop the action often and they would discuss the finer points of whatever was happening. Almost every move was most carefully choreographed, even to when to stop and make faces at the audience, slap the tin covered with canvas ring floor to make a loud boom, etc. The two (or more) 'rasslers and "inattentive" referee had to repeat many moves until they got it just right. They were masters at keeping the audience at a fever pitch without causing a riot.

The audience believed every minute of it, not aware the performers shared one dressing room and rode together on their bus to the next tank town. Fellows who were allegedly bitter enemies shared rooms on the road. I'm sure it hasn't changed except for the addition of more skimpily clad females and fancy lights and fireworks.

[rbmillerjr]

My favorite Joey (i have no brain) milynaire things:

1)watching all the girls go giddy silly over joey
2)watching the girl feign "we're above this" when they found out the scoop
**3)Watching Slurpy girl hint at his audacity at turning her down after she gave him a Lewinsky lmao. She whispered, "I'm pissed" to her confidante girlfriend near the end of the show. PRICELESS

[Mad Dawgg]

Forget Joe Millionaire... you want good TV look at your local listings for a show called "EVERWOOD"

It has great acting, superb writing and guess what...

no foul language or soft porn sex scenes.

In fact they even have discussions about religion and family values yet it is interesting and funny plus the show is set in Colorado so the outdoor shots are beautiful.

Give it a try, you won't regret it.