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So what happened on Joe Millionaire, any big secrets?
Fox TV, I guess ^ | 2/17/03 | A. Millionaire(as far as you know)

Posted on 02/17/2003 9:53:18 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat

So what happened? Any stunning secrets? Dissappointing, shocking, or good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, its stupid and meaningless, TV will destroy the Roman Empire, etc., save us the speeches. Yes TV has never been the same since Greg Kinnear left Talk Soup(though I thought Monkey Boy had his moments).

I just wanna know what happened.


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Zora, I don't have 50 million dollars..


101 posted on 02/18/2003 6:51:28 AM PST by ewing
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To: Diddle E. Squat
You must have been busy watching Rosie O'porkchop reruns.
102 posted on 02/18/2003 6:54:34 AM PST by nowings
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Or that Joe has gotten worse STD's from the slurping session in the forest.
103 posted on 02/18/2003 7:02:35 AM PST by ewing
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104 posted on 02/18/2003 7:09:34 AM PST by ewing
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To: Richard Kimball
Well, the Deputy tried to shoot Billy Jack, but got shot himself and Bernard, well, he was forced to drive his brand new gold corvette into the lake and he "just did it" and Jean asked Billy Jack to be non violent and Billy told Jean that if she could name one place on the planet where there wasn't violence he would go there, but she couldn't find it so Billy took Barbara to protect her baby, he hid her at Jeans school where O.K. Coralles and Howard Hesseman did method acting and they went on a field trip so that the town wouldn't be afraid of the kids at the school and Bernard and Dinosaur poured flour on Sunshine and got their butts kicked by Billy who then wopped Posner on that side of his face and you know what, there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it..........to be continued, The Trial of Billy Jack. By the way, it's illegal to hunt Mustangs.
105 posted on 02/18/2003 7:13:21 AM PST by labowski
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Evan and Zora 'make out' for the first time after recieveing secret surpirse 1 million on the dance floor..


106 posted on 02/18/2003 7:17:12 AM PST by ewing
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To: rbmillerjr
I found it humorous when the two ugly stepsisters were sitting on the balcony sucking on their cigarettes and talking down Zora because she wasn't as "sophisticated" as they were.
107 posted on 02/18/2003 7:36:11 AM PST by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: DumpsterDiver
Best show ever. Many good things for kids (boys and girls) to take from the show.

Girls who put out don't get respect or the boy.
Boys should be careful of a girl's motives.

Two great points.

Contrived or not, the fairy tale ending was perfect. Fox gets an A+.
108 posted on 02/18/2003 7:40:52 AM PST by kinghorse
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To: kinghorse
Girls who put out don't get respect or the boy. Boys should be careful of a girl's motives.

Two great points.

There are two kinds of girls :

Slutty/Materialist types and Marriage Material types.

Sarah seems to be on the first category.

Zora fits the Marriage Material category.

It was probably scripted, but it was close enough to real life to make it worth watching.

ABC had a rerun of Michael Jackson's nose. Yikes!

109 posted on 02/18/2003 7:50:15 AM PST by george wythe
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To: ewing
Evan and Zora ..... after recieveing secret surpirse 1 million on the dance floor.

We interrupt this Fairy Tale for a message from the Wicked Witch of the West, AKA the Internal Revenue Service, and her Evil Flying Monkey, AKA the 1040 Form

That's one million...split in half between two single people....no dependents....no deductions....$40,000 maximum contribution to retirement plans....

......Total tax comes out to $151,945 each.

So, Evan and Zora now have $348,055 each plus a $40,000 nest egg each that they can't touch without tax penalty until retirement.

We now return you to our regular programming........

110 posted on 02/18/2003 7:52:52 AM PST by Polybius
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To: Polybius
Plus state taxes...and Zora already promised to pawn her jewels to give money to her Aunt's cancer treatment-is she for real??
111 posted on 02/18/2003 8:11:28 AM PST by ewing
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To: Polybius
Is the taxable event in 2002 or 2003? It was filmed in 2002 but aired in 2003.
112 posted on 02/18/2003 8:16:28 AM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: Fred Mertz
Ha ha ha ha ha. That was funny,

Cheers, CC :)

113 posted on 02/18/2003 8:17:26 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Yeah, he picked the right girl....someone that didn't throw herself at him or just sleep with a guy for the money...at least it appears there might be someone out their with some morals.
114 posted on 02/18/2003 8:19:59 AM PST by LADYAK
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To: flying Elvis
He faded into Google obscurity...


115 posted on 02/18/2003 8:26:17 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat (I'm just quoting lyrics...)
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To: sparkomatic
My wife and I were both sure, she did the motions with a towel and asked Melissa if it made here look bad. She said no. It was when Fox was putting subtitles on last night.
116 posted on 02/18/2003 8:35:37 AM PST by Diplomat
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To: Fred Mertz
Depends on when the money is delivered probably 2003. They could have some major expenses after this.
117 posted on 02/18/2003 8:36:02 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Islame has had its day.)
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To: labowski
And I wasted one whole summer wearing black t-shirts and whistling "One Tin Soldier."
118 posted on 02/18/2003 8:47:18 AM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: Diddle E. Squat
AS HOMER SIMPSON WOULD SAY
"ZORA MMMMMMMMM URGGGGGGGGGG"
119 posted on 02/18/2003 8:50:37 AM PST by DAPFE8900
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To: Polybius
Even better, was filmed in France. Any guess what the tax burden in France is?

120 posted on 02/18/2003 12:33:15 PM PST by AdSimp
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