So what happened on Joe Millionaire, any big secrets?

Fox TV, I guess ^ | 2/17/03 | A. Millionaire(as far as you know)

[ewing]

Zora, I don't have 50 million dollars..

[nowings]

You must have been busy watching Rosie O'porkchop reruns.

[ewing]

Or that Joe has gotten worse STD's from the slurping session in the forest.

[ewing]

[labowski]

Well, the Deputy tried to shoot Billy Jack, but got shot himself and Bernard, well, he was forced to drive his brand new gold corvette into the lake and he "just did it" and Jean asked Billy Jack to be non violent and Billy told Jean that if she could name one place on the planet where there wasn't violence he would go there, but she couldn't find it so Billy took Barbara to protect her baby, he hid her at Jeans school where O.K. Coralles and Howard Hesseman did method acting and they went on a field trip so that the town wouldn't be afraid of the kids at the school and Bernard and Dinosaur poured flour on Sunshine and got their butts kicked by Billy who then wopped Posner on that side of his face and you know what, there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it..........to be continued, The Trial of Billy Jack. By the way, it's illegal to hunt Mustangs.

[ewing]

Evan and Zora 'make out' for the first time after recieveing secret surpirse 1 million on the dance floor..

[Hatteras]

I found it humorous when the two ugly stepsisters were sitting on the balcony sucking on their cigarettes and talking down Zora because she wasn't as "sophisticated" as they were.

[kinghorse]

Best show ever. Many good things for kids (boys and girls) to take from the show.

Girls who put out don't get respect or the boy.
Boys should be careful of a girl's motives.

Two great points.

Contrived or not, the fairy tale ending was perfect. Fox gets an A+.

[george wythe]

Girls who put out don't get respect or the boy. Boys should be careful of a girl's motives.

Two great points.

There are two kinds of girls :

Slutty/Materialist types and Marriage Material types.

Sarah seems to be on the first category.

Zora fits the Marriage Material category.

It was probably scripted, but it was close enough to real life to make it worth watching.

ABC had a rerun of Michael Jackson's nose. Yikes!

[Polybius]

Evan and Zora ..... after recieveing secret surpirse 1 million on the dance floor.

We interrupt this Fairy Tale for a message from the Wicked Witch of the West, AKA the Internal Revenue Service, and her Evil Flying Monkey, AKA the 1040 Form

That's one million...split in half between two single people....no dependents....no deductions....$40,000 maximum contribution to retirement plans....

......Total tax comes out to $151,945 each.

So, Evan and Zora now have $348,055 each plus a $40,000 nest egg each that they can't touch without tax penalty until retirement.

We now return you to our regular programming........

[ewing]

Plus state taxes...and Zora already promised to pawn her jewels to give money to her Aunt's cancer treatment-is she for real??

[Fred Mertz]

Is the taxable event in 2002 or 2003? It was filmed in 2002 but aired in 2003.

[CheneyChick]

Ha ha ha ha ha. That was funny,

Cheers, CC :)

[LADYAK]

Yeah, he picked the right girl....someone that didn't throw herself at him or just sleep with a guy for the money...at least it appears there might be someone out their with some morals.

[Diddle E. Squat]

He faded into Google obscurity...

[Diplomat]

My wife and I were both sure, she did the motions with a towel and asked Melissa if it made here look bad. She said no. It was when Fox was putting subtitles on last night.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Depends on when the money is delivered probably 2003. They could have some major expenses after this.

[Richard Kimball]

And I wasted one whole summer wearing black t-shirts and whistling "One Tin Soldier."

[DAPFE8900]

AS HOMER SIMPSON WOULD SAY
"ZORA MMMMMMMMM URGGGGGGGGGG"

[AdSimp]

Even better, was filmed in France. Any guess what the tax burden in France is?