[Uncle Miltie]

Great acid, man! I'm seeing spots!

[tutstar]

But.....who is he?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Franken:

"Since we are liberals we expect special exemptions from the FCC. We promise all listeners that they will hear more use of the "f" word than the Def Comedy Jam."

[mountaineer]

I may be stupid, but at least I ... no, wait ... I may be stupid-looking, but ... damn! Wait, I know! At least I don't dress like a bumblebee anymore.

[blackdog]

I liked him better when he was recovering from brain damage and walked around with a drool cup under his chin.

[dts32041]

Where's Ski and Skinner, I need how to do it correctly.

[keithtoo]

Get to know me! Al Franken!

Please someone tune in.......please!!!

[KSCITYBOY]

The face even a mother would like to punch!

[blackdog]

Jeez! Most smart-ass little jewish princes grow out of that "kick my ass" look just after high school. They then become the owners of businesses that hire the same guys who kicked their ass for $6.00/per hour, and make the ass-kicker pay for it the rest of his miserable life.

Al Franken needs to get a real enterprise. He might grow up.

[missnry]

"Yeah, I took the short bus to school. Why?"

[ez]

"I'm not cross-eyed, my glasses just make me look that way. My mama didn't sleep with but one of her cousins...."

[blackdog]

Lose the suit Al. The wardrobe must now be exclusively hemp shirts(dirty and smelly), cargo pants, synthetic sandals, and those dopey fanny packs. I hope Al is looking forward to his new look.

[RightOnline]

"I'm Al Franken. You can call me...........Al Franken. I'm very likeable; just ask me. I'll put Rush back in his hole with my rapier wit and insightful commentary, just you watch. Hey..........did you hear the one about the right-winger walking into a bar with a talking pig....???"

[Timeout]

All I see is a big, fat idiot.

[Ches]

Janet Reno without makeup.

[discipler]

(goofy) duh,...which way did he go, which way did he go...

[giznort]

Well, he wasn't very funny on SNL or the movies, so he may as well host some left-wing spin show. Who picked this putz anyhow?

[Illbay]

"Al Franken Is A Stupid Ugly Jerk"

Sounds like a great title for a book.

[mrsmith]

The guy who made a career of Tom Davis's material.

'Franken and Davis': filler for SNL, litter for the Liberal kitty box.

[Alouette]

What do you mean, that little s#$! is the savior of leftwing talk radio. I am! Don't you know WHO I AM? I WAS ALMOST THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN! The only reason that I'm not the Governor of Michigan is because I don't have boobs.