[Petronski]

I am a very good typist and would volunteer to help by beginning with a small file. Oh, I am also a perfectionist, and I have DSL. Please let me dip my toe in the water with a small file, and if we are all happy with the result, I will try to do more.

[Interesting Times]

Thank you very much. We'll start you out with a small, friendly sort of interview.