Perrier Protest

DrudgeReport.com ^ | 2/12/03 | Matt Drudge

[Callahan]

Angry members of Congress threaten to crack down on imports of French bottle water and wine in retribution for France's position on Iraq... House Speaker Hastert also considering whether the United States should require 'bright orange warning labels' on French wines that are clarified with bovine blood... Developing...

[Callahan]

Just a teaser for now. I challenge American women to protest France's duplicity by shaving their legs everyday!!!

[RAT Patrol]

Sounds fair to me.

[rhombus]

Mail all snails to the French embassy.

[Callahan]

Just saw a funny post over in the DU swill pit. The lefties are afraid we'll start bombing France. No need. A troop of husky boy scouts could bring that country to it's knees.

[BunnySlippers]

Truffles, fois gras ... eau de vie. What else to cut out of our lives?

[babaloo]

I do not drink French wine often,and certainly not now, but please tell me what this bovine blood filter stuff is? I am gagging here.

[Snowy]

The lefties are afraid we'll start bombing France.

LOL! You have to be making that up. There is no way a human being could be that stupid.

[mabelkitty]

Perfume, skin care products, make-up, designer clothes (Dior, Chanel, Lagerfeld, etc.), wine, TOURISM!!

[RAT Patrol]

LOL! I wonder what they were saying when their beloved Clinton was bombing Serbia.

[Callahan]

Let's see...smelly cheese, hairy women, Jerry Lewis, Monica berets, Johnny Depp...

[Callahan]

You've obviously never visited DU. It's like a Downs Syndrome convention in Stalingrad

[Rastus]

You forgot this:



Rarrrrr. Finally, Drudge posts a picture I can appreciate. Usually, he's got eyesores like the hook cleric or Sumner Redstone (who is just south of this lovely mademoiselle on Drudge's page right now).

[BSunday]

When I think about it, what in the world would anyone lose by never using anything French again? Everything that comes from there is lousy.

[Snowy]

I went there twice, I think. The first time, I experienced "I need a Karmic Hug" for the first time. I nearly wet my pants I was laughing so hard. It reminded me of the druggy fraternity in college, complete with the worthless dead head women it attracted. Could someone please FReepmail me "I need a Karmic Hug" if they have it? I think I misplaced mine. :)

[Red Boots]

How about this:

So Damn your food and damn your wines
Your twisted loaves and twisting vines,
Your table d'hote, your a la carte...
From now on you can keep the lot.
Take every single thing you've got,
Your land, your wealth, your men, your dames,
Your dream of independent power,
And dear old Konrad Adenauer,
And stick them up your Eiffel Tower.


Antony Jay 1963

[Jaxter]

[Only1choice____Freedom]

No more french fries or french toast for me, thank you.

[The Electrician]

That one caught me off guard, too. See this explanation: Bloody Red Wine Not Kosher

[latrans]

Shocked me too. The most disturbing part is; What about Mad Cow Disease?

[kaktuskid]

Not to mention the hairy cheese and smelly women...