[JCEccles]

So if a substance is found which cures cancer but also makes one high is found, you would oppose it's legalisation?

We'll let you know after one has been found.

[Protagoras]

We'll let you know after one has been found.

So it's an open question? You might be opposed to a cure for cancer?

[Roscoe]

The Dell Dude could always try arguing in court that he was searching for a cure for cancer.