Devil's Dictionary

INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY ^ | Friday, February 7, 2003 | Editor

[Reeses]

Change Agents: Red Socialists

Human Processes: Red Socialist victims

ACLU: Red Socialists

9th Circuit Court of Appeals: Red Socialists

Democrat Party: Red Socialist Party

Peace Party: Red Socialist Party

Green Party: Red Socialist Party

Nazi Party: Red Socialist Party

Ba'ath Party: Red Socialist Party

Blue Zone: Red Socialist Zone

[Nonfaction]

rights, n. Anything involving a transfer from "haves" to "have-nots" (see above). As in, "Basic health care/a good education/decent housing/a secure retirement/etc. is a right of every American."

[Isara]

Thank you for your contribution, folks. Keep them coming.

[Jason_b]

Hoarding: What people, who have squandered all their resources, accuse those who have saved of doing. By demonizing the saver as being a "hoarder," it is easier to send the government to confiscate the private property of the saver and distribute the loot to the jealous have nots---who will then squander that too.

[Marines981]

Democrat n. : See Devil

[Slyfox]

Son of the Devil

[Slyfox]

Clinton Marriage

[Slyfox]

Sign of Triumph

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

abor•tion, n. Ritual mass murder upon the altars dedicated to idolatrous vanities, collective human sacrifice to pagan idols.

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

capital punishment, v. Post-natal abortion with a fair trial by a jury of peers for the accused...

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

Dem•o•crat, n. Aging dung that dries up, blows away and diminishes greatly in odor. In a covered jar or vessel it ferments. And thus, we have the Democratic Party, intra muros, wafting forth with putrified scent from such a container being loosened...

[Semper911]

Good post, good thread. Thanks for typing it in for us. (...and nice work on the html.)