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GOOD JOHN FORBES KERRY STUFF!
Callers to the Howie Carr Show
| 2-6-2003
| johnny7
Posted on 02/06/2003 5:16:54 AM PST by johnny7
I thought some of you would get a kick out of this.
• Kerry joined a local hockey league a few years back. Everyone had to pay $10 every game to rent the ice. The organizer said Kerry left early all the time and still owes him $60.00.
• Kerry is spotted by a postal worker at the post office. When she greeted him by name, it was like he wanted to crawl under a table.
• Kerry is at the Vineyard dancing with Morgan Fairchild... all over her like stink on sh_t. His hands stayed busy.
• Kerry goes in a bookstore and the the female clerk says to another “Who's the prune-face!”
• Kerry is a big proponent of wind-power. He proposed a wind generator on Nantucket... on a point in the harbor. The only problem was the locals wanted no part of it!
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: cheap; kerry; partjewish; pruneface; reclusive; vain
I have seen him at functions on the local news. Sheeple come up and talk to him but his face is focused on the camera... he ain't even listening.
He has the camera's placed low so he looks bigger than life.
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posted on
02/06/2003 5:16:54 AM PST
by
johnny7
To: johnny7
He has the camera's placed low so he looks bigger than life.Howie Carr calls him 'Liveshot' Kerry.
To: PJ-Comix
Ping!
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posted on
02/06/2003 5:28:48 AM PST
by
sauropod
(It's OK to drive an SUV if it helps you get babes.....)
To: Semper Paratus
I know. And the Globe claim it was "their" nickname for him first. But he's attracted to cameras like stink on &^%&.
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posted on
02/06/2003 5:35:49 AM PST
by
theDentist
(So..... This is Virginia..... where are all the virgins?)
To: Semper Paratus
Howie Carr calls him 'Liveshot' Kerry.The jerk has his nose up in the air... sniffing the polls.
The bastid doesn't want to press-flesh with the “untermensch”... below his station in life.
He is JFK! It's his destiny! Check out google.com for Kerry history.
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posted on
02/06/2003 5:47:48 AM PST
by
johnny7
(Hey Mitt Romney... how are your wives? -John Forbes Kerry)
To: johnny7
Kerry is spotted by a postal worker at the post office. When she greeted him by name, it was like he wanted to crawl under a table. Which name? "Kerry" or Kohn?
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posted on
02/06/2003 6:03:59 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
To: johnny7
Kerry is at the Vineyard dancing with Morgan Fairchild... all over her like stink on sh_t. His hands stayed busy. Who can blame him? Imagine having to go home every night to a nutty hag like Mrs. Heinz?
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posted on
02/06/2003 6:05:27 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
To: johnny7
The jerk has his nose up in the air... sniffing the polls.Aw, be nice. Sen. Heinz is Jewish, don't you know...
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posted on
02/06/2003 6:21:22 AM PST
by
cloud8
To: cloud8
I think the biggest un-read story of the year is that John Kerry ain't Irish.
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