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Saddam Needs Captions
Yahoo News / AP ^
| 2.4.03
| Ramsey Clark
Posted on 02/04/2003 3:06:40 PM PST by Bars4Bill
Tue Feb 4, 5:08 PM ET
In this image from television, an unidentified aide places a small microphone on Iraqi President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) before an interview by retired British lawmaker Tony Benn in Baghdad, Sunday, Feb. 2, 2003. (AP Photo/ARAB TV via APTN)
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: andhumanshields; dictator; dirtbag; formerpreferred; idolofrats; offed; old; orexiled; soontobe; syphiliticdementia; tired
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posted on
02/04/2003 3:06:40 PM PST
by
Bars4Bill
To: Bars4Bill
2
posted on
02/04/2003 3:08:02 PM PST
by
Maedhros
(yO! nOiD)
To: Bars4Bill
"I am sorry, sir. You're penile implant is causing feedback through the microphone. We must remove it until the interview is over."
To: Bars4Bill
WOW! Talk about paranoid! He reaches for his piece when his own guys get near him!
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posted on
02/04/2003 3:09:37 PM PST
by
freeeee
To: Maedhros
He looked better with the cheesy mustache...
To: Bars4Bill
"Of course...I think it's a perfect suit for your buriel...your excellency!"
6
posted on
02/04/2003 3:12:10 PM PST
by
South40
To: South40; Grampa Dave
Sorry to inform you sir, but Ritter has been exposed.
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posted on
02/04/2003 3:16:04 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: South40
"No Sir, I don't want to see your Bill Clinton impersonation!"
To: Bars4Bill
Dead man sitting.
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posted on
02/04/2003 3:17:33 PM PST
by
sd-joe
To: Bars4Bill
"Iraq's Surgeon General explains the procedure he is about to perform on Saddam. Saddam has been seeing the countries most noted gastroenterologists for stomach pains in the past few months. The doctors believe he is suffering from ulcers from his feelings of impending doom."
By the way, Old Sad' doesn't look too good in that pic folks!
CK
To: Bars4Bill
soldier: sir, it's the new firing pin for your weapon.
11
posted on
02/04/2003 3:26:06 PM PST
by
debg
To: Bars4Bill
"No, no sir, it is actually very easy to insert. You just bend over and......"
12
posted on
02/04/2003 3:27:01 PM PST
by
Morrigan
To: Bars4Bill
I'll bet I can shoot that mole off of your neck.
To: Bars4Bill
"Don't you interrupt Mr. Ritter while he's ...uhm... working"
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posted on
02/04/2003 3:33:30 PM PST
by
Tacis
To: Bars4Bill
"Sir...do your Napolean Blownapart impersonation for the cameras".
To: Bars4Bill
"Mister President, there is a contingent of American Special Forces out in the lobby - they wish to, um, 'speak' with you....."
To: Bars4Bill
Saddam: Everybody calls me Your Supreme Majesty or God.
Any of you guys call me Saddam, and I'll kill you.
Other guy: Ooooooh.
Saddam: You just made the list, buddy.
Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Other guy: Lighten up, Saddam.
To: Bars4Bill
Hold still, sir, while I pin this on your nipple.
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posted on
02/04/2003 3:50:53 PM PST
by
wimpycat
(US: Masters of our Domain...France: Morally bankrupt "old Europe")
To: Bars4Bill
"I can't believe he wore the same mustache as me to this party!"
To: Bars4Bill
Gulf Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.
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