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Saddam Needs Captions
Yahoo News / AP ^ | 2.4.03 | Ramsey Clark

Posted on 02/04/2003 3:06:40 PM PST by Bars4Bill



Tue Feb 4, 5:08 PM ET
In this image from television, an unidentified aide places a small microphone on Iraqi President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) before an interview by retired British lawmaker Tony Benn in Baghdad, Sunday, Feb. 2, 2003. (AP Photo/ARAB TV via APTN)


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: andhumanshields; dictator; dirtbag; formerpreferred; idolofrats; offed; old; orexiled; soontobe; syphiliticdementia; tired
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1 posted on 02/04/2003 3:06:40 PM PST by Bars4Bill
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2 posted on 02/04/2003 3:08:02 PM PST by Maedhros (yO! nOiD)
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To: Bars4Bill
"I am sorry, sir. You're penile implant is causing feedback through the microphone. We must remove it until the interview is over."
3 posted on 02/04/2003 3:09:19 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: Bars4Bill
WOW! Talk about paranoid! He reaches for his piece when his own guys get near him!
4 posted on 02/04/2003 3:09:37 PM PST by freeeee
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To: Maedhros
He looked better with the cheesy mustache...
5 posted on 02/04/2003 3:09:59 PM PST by Ms. Annie Oakley
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To: Bars4Bill

"Of course...I think it's a perfect suit for your buriel...your excellency!"


6 posted on 02/04/2003 3:12:10 PM PST by South40
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To: South40; Grampa Dave
Sorry to inform you sir, but Ritter has been exposed.
7 posted on 02/04/2003 3:16:04 PM PST by Shermy
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To: South40
"No Sir, I don't want to see your Bill Clinton impersonation!"
8 posted on 02/04/2003 3:17:09 PM PST by DanielLongo
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To: Bars4Bill
Dead man sitting.
9 posted on 02/04/2003 3:17:33 PM PST by sd-joe
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To: Bars4Bill
"Iraq's Surgeon General explains the procedure he is about to perform on Saddam. Saddam has been seeing the countries most noted gastroenterologists for stomach pains in the past few months. The doctors believe he is suffering from ulcers from his feelings of impending doom."

By the way, Old Sad' doesn't look too good in that pic folks!

CK
10 posted on 02/04/2003 3:21:03 PM PST by CincinnatiKid
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To: Bars4Bill
soldier: sir, it's the new firing pin for your weapon.

11 posted on 02/04/2003 3:26:06 PM PST by debg
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To: Bars4Bill
"No, no sir, it is actually very easy to insert. You just bend over and......"
12 posted on 02/04/2003 3:27:01 PM PST by Morrigan
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To: Bars4Bill
I'll bet I can shoot that mole off of your neck.
13 posted on 02/04/2003 3:28:01 PM PST by Falcon4.0
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To: Bars4Bill
"Don't you interrupt Mr. Ritter while he's ...uhm... working"
14 posted on 02/04/2003 3:33:30 PM PST by Tacis
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To: Bars4Bill

"Sir...do your Napolean Blownapart impersonation for the cameras".


15 posted on 02/04/2003 3:46:00 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: Bars4Bill
"Mister President, there is a contingent of American Special Forces out in the lobby - they wish to, um, 'speak' with you....."
16 posted on 02/04/2003 3:49:34 PM PST by Viking2002
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To: Bars4Bill
Saddam: Everybody calls me Your Supreme Majesty or God.
Any of you guys call me Saddam, and I'll kill you.

Other guy: Ooooooh.

Saddam: You just made the list, buddy.
Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Other guy: Lighten up, Saddam.

17 posted on 02/04/2003 3:50:40 PM PST by michigander
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To: Bars4Bill
Hold still, sir, while I pin this on your nipple.
18 posted on 02/04/2003 3:50:53 PM PST by wimpycat (US: Masters of our Domain...France: Morally bankrupt "old Europe")
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To: Bars4Bill

"I can't believe he wore the same mustache as me to this party!"


19 posted on 02/04/2003 3:51:21 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Bars4Bill

Gulf Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.


20 posted on 02/04/2003 3:52:22 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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