[freebilly]

I heard something about allegations that he is not "all-beef," was not cutting the mustard, and that they grilled him, confirmed their wurst fears, noted that he was on a roll, and realized that their suspicions were pretty much in the ball park....

You're quite the hot dog. I noticed that you seem to relish his predicament....

[tracer]

Actually, I'm saddened by his predicament. Your puns are good, though...