[muir_redwoods]

In addition to a shotgun, Tony needs a shovel.

Burglars? What Burglars?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Of course they only mean first time burglars. The police have solved the chronic crime problem;

"British police have new anti-crime measure: letters asking criminals to behave"
http://www.canada.com/news/story.asp?id={5403BAF3-BA05-4242-A4D4-1307275797B7}

If I lived in England, I would sleep better at night from this news </sarcasm>.

[uglybiker]

Burglars? What Burglars?

That sure is a nice lookin' flowerbed you got there, Tony! What kinda fertilizer you use?