[discostu]

Nope, I stole it from George Carlin, the track "Cute Little Farts" on the album "Occupation: Foole" (spelled with the final e just to pi$$ people off). Quite a good bit about how we learn not to laugh at farts because we're told that's kid stuff. Oversharing side note for those familiar with the routine: I never got "the ones that goes woosh" until I got old enough to drink beer. That's also the routine with "captain who?" (funniest response he ever heard to a fart).

Never got into booger tasting even as a wee one, but the way I see it so long as you're not gonna make me watch eat all the boogers you want.

[Taliesan]

Oh, well, if George Carlin said it that settles it.

And that bit about "here's what I think about Bill Clinton" and then farting -- yessir, that's funny stuff. That should be on stage at the Improv.