Posted on 01/25/2003 7:39:43 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
Do you know what the two shortest books in the library are?
The Norwegian book of Knowledge, and the Irish book of Etiquette!
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
MUD
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Slick's Goin' DOWN...MUD
*L*..AND I thought it was the Hillary Clinton book of dignity! ;-)
We've got some talented FReepers amongst US...MUD
Good question...MUD
Good question...MUD
"It's gonna happen"...MUD
Mud, You are so much more informed about klintoon's crimes than me. I apologize for trying to school you about the "boy's on the tracks", the other day...
When you have the time, I'd like to get the scenario from you on how Klintoon is going to be brought to justice.
As I've said before, I'm skeptical it's ever gonna happen.
10 Posted on 09/22/1999 11:03:34 PDT by HEAVYD
HeavyD is FReepin' with the Lord now, but he was always one of my favorites back in the day...MUD
No problema, mi amigo, I always like hearing what other folks know 'cuz I can often learn or teach about something more...no apologies necessary.
"When you have the time, I'd like to get the scenario from you on how Klintoon is going to be brought to justice."
In a nutshell, Clinton's Corruption is INDEFENSIBLE on every level...the only way he's made it this far is 'cuz folks seem scair't to bring up the issue. However, Slick Willie's TREASON is the 800-pound gorilla in the middle of American politics and that gorilla ain't going away until Americans muster the gumption to PUT SLICK AWAY, once and for all!! Once the issue is put on the forefront--the Summer of '03 is most likely, IMHO--every House member will have to decide if they believe POTUS's are AboveTheLaw and will be forced to make a stand with a historic "YEA" or NAY" vote regarding RE-Impeachment. Then, with GOP control of the Senate, a REAL Senate Impeachment Trial will be conducted in front of the American Sheeple and ALL the evidence of Abuse of Power, Campaign Finance Felonies, Mass-Murder at Waco and Kosovo, everything but the kitchen sink will be played out infront of the world!! Then, the Senators will have to make the biggest vote of their political careers and those who vote to allow Clinton to remain unpunished after breaking literally hundreds of laws will be forever stained as SupportorsOfCorruption and hounded out of pyublic life forever!!
Then, the Judiciary proceedings will occur in a Virginia court and we will go after Slick Willie with everything we can muster!! If that is not successful, we've got 50 State courts to go through until we find the one able to put Bill Clinton in Prison for the rest of his days on this planet!!
No doubt in my mind this is gonna happen...MUD
I can't remember...I'll haveta look through it and see...MUD
That remark offends me. Your apologies, please.
Speaking of apologies, did I ever apologise to you for my ancestors comin' down in their long boats and plunderin' and pillagin yer ancestor's fine little country?
If not, I apologise. Would you like reparations, sir?
FReegards...MUD
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