Well... We didn't want to say anything. While we're on the subject, your shoe's untied.
...and there's something hanging from your nose.
...no, on the other side.
My sinus problem is none of your damn business!!!
As to the untied shoelace....this is gonna sound wierd..but...I looked down...and the damn thing started to untie by itself at first I thought you were exercising some sort of ethereal power over me.
I was scared.
Then, I realized, that the tip of my shoelace was somehow caught under the adjustable thingy on the bottom of my desk at work.
Because I was so engrossed in the fact that my shoelace was trapped...I didn't take into account, that I had foregotten to remove the Kleenex from the nostril, that started sopping up the the nosebleed, I encountered...because I was liviing in such a rarified atmoshpere,of a Democratically controlled New Jersey