My sinus problem is none of your damn business!!!
As to the untied shoelace....this is gonna sound wierd..but...I looked down...and the damn thing started to untie by itself at first I thought you were exercising some sort of ethereal power over me.
I was scared.
Then, I realized, that the tip of my shoelace was somehow caught under the adjustable thingy on the bottom of my desk at work.
Because I was so engrossed in the fact that my shoelace was trapped...I didn't take into account, that I had foregotten to remove the Kleenex from the nostril, that started sopping up the the nosebleed, I encountered...because I was liviing in such a rarified atmoshpere,of a Democratically controlled New Jersey