[this_ol_patriot]

So what do we think now that we know ol' Bagdad Buttboy's weaknesses? Maybe a little kit-kattin' around with some young Prince or Princess of Araby brought to you by Soddamy Studios all nice and neat in Beta and VHS. Kinda of like Momo on his wedding night, don't you think?

[Calico Cat]

Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if they had a VHS of Ritter in flagrante delicto. Not necessarily with a girl, either--what's the old Middle-Eastern saying? "A woman for children, a boy for pleasure."